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Marital bliss… every girl dreams of it, right? Being in love, celebrating your commitment, creating a home and having a family… HA. I mean, sure, some people stay married for 50 years, claiming their wedding day was the happiest day of their life. But for the rest of us sane people in the world, here are a few reasons you should avoid those wedding bells like the plague.

5. You’ll let yourself go

Sure, you’ll occasionally see those creepy, protein powder-eating couples, whose monthly dates consist of exercising on neighboring stairclimbers. This is not the norm, though, and it’s been proven through many studies that marriage breeds laziness. Imagine yourself in 5 years, sitting on the couch watching Grey’s Anatomy, and realizing that you somehow put on 35 pounds without even realizing.

4. You’ll probably get divorced

Sometime in the last ten years, the divorce rate clicked over from 50 to 51%. Which means, divorced couples are in the majority these days. And divorce will take a toll on your emotions, psyche, and and wallet. Not to mention when people ask you if you’re seeing anyone, you’ll have to say, “actually, I’m divorced.” This isn’t the biggest turn on.

3. It’s expensive

Last year, the average wedding cost almost $30 grand. Imagine the things you could buy with dough like that. A new car, a house addition, a whole buncha strippers… The possibilities are endless. And considering the above point, you’ll end up shelling out more money once your divorce papers go through.

2. It’s the end of  spontaneity

Remember that time you and your significant other just decided to get in the car, drive out to Vegas, and party your faces off for 48 hours? That was some epic sex, wasn’t it? Marriage puts an end to this ever happening. Not only will a dry-erase calendar magically find its way to your fridge, but there will actually be things written on it, like “Dentist appointment, 2:30,” and “Grey’s Anatomy night.” Why would you go on a fancy trip when you could watch court room dramas for 6 straight hours?

1. No more options

Bringing crazy chicks home from bars, getting it on with a neighbor, calling up an ex to have some reminiscence sex in an elevator… Say goodbye to that.

If you’re reading this, you’re probably with us on the opinion that Valentine’s Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine’s Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested in staying single and having fun, OBC has created a sexy, fun e-card to send to your favorite booty call, inviting them to join for for an anti-Valentine’s Day night of fun

Click here to send the OBC Valentine’s Day card to a sexy single near you!

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Despite rumors that she and 300 star Gerard Butler are dating, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston has no plans to settle down in the near future. She has shared some of the details of the renovation of her home in Beverly Hills, from replacing the men’s side of her bathroom with a spa-bath and soaking tub, to purchasing a 24-seat dining table for entertaining friends. She added a 1960s Sauter piano and a large Chinese gong for summoning guests for dinner. She described the house in an interview as like “a big hug.”

We appreciate Miss Aniston’s sweet intentions with her guy-free home, but if we at BCU we’re gearing up our digs for the single life, we’d probably install a fully-stocked bar, stripper pole, and a 24 person jacuzzi instead of that gong… Just sayin’…

Check out the full story @ CNN

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Reducing your carbon footprint is extremely important in this day and age. At OBC, we try to our best to be a green company by recycling and doing our best to conserve natural resources. What we didn’t know was that the very act of casual dating may be good for the environment.

According to a study presented in the LA Times, a commonly overlooked aspect of the human race’s strain on the environment is the problem of over-population. Researchers at Oregon State University argue that the carbon footprint of parents increase by almost six times per child. Having just one child nullifies the effects of driving a fuel efficient hybrid car.

By dating casual and responsibly engaging in safe sex, singles everywhere are reducing their carbon footprints. We always knew that the single life was good for the individual but we had no idea that it was good for the environment.

OBC was in Hollywood last weekend to partner with ContagiousLA and shoot a brand new set of commercials. The new ads will be coming soon to a television near you. For the time being, check out these exclusive shots from behind the scenes.

Be sure to check out OBC on Youtube as well where we will post the commercials as soon as our crew puts the finishing touches on them. Stay tuned for a VIP look backstage with OBC’s backstage footage.

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Always being prepared isn’t just for boy scouts. The proper preparation can make all the difference in the world, especially when pursuing a prospective booty call. Don’t get caught unprepared. Check out some tips from OBC to make sure your night goes swimmingly.

5. Cleanliness Is Godliness.

I’m not saying you have to go into all-out, Spring cleaning mode or call Stanley Steamers to make sure your carpets are spotless. But, if your place is a mess, that can be a huge turn off. Nobody wants to hook up on a bed full of crumbs. Simply tidy up a little bit, change the sheets and give your date a clean place to slip into something more comfortable. While, we’re on the subject, you might want to trim the hedges. I’m not talking about your front lawn.

4. Don’t Wait Until The Last Minute.

The later it gets, the smaller your chances of a successful booty call get. Don’t call your prospective hook up at 3am looking for booty. Chances are you will either be completely ignored or receive an unpleasant response. Make plans ahead of time. Nobody likes to feel like the last resort.

3. Set The Mood.

A candlelit dinner might be too much for a booty call. A nice bottle of wine, dimming the lights and setting your iTunes to your favorite “Getting It On” playlist will suffice. Then again, if your date arrives ready to go, you might not need to do any of that at all.

2. Make Sure Transportation Is Accounted For.

This detail is often overlooked resulting in disaster, or at least, an awkward morning. If you’re going over to their place, make sure you have an exit strategy. If you didn’t drive your own car, make sure you have enough money for a cab and the cab service on speed dial. If your booty call is coming to you, make sure you won’t have to be their chauffeur but, be tactful. Don’t just blurt out, “So, how are you getting home?”

1. Safety First!

The most important tip we can offer is to always use protection. You don’t want to leave with anything more than a pleasant memory. It doesn’t matter if you have to stop at the drug store beforehand or if you already have your OnlineBootyCall brand condoms on hand, wrap it before you pack it.

October 31st is just around the corner. Where did 2009 go? Halloween is one of the sexiest holidays for singles and OBC has got a list of the hottest costumes this year.

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Hottest Halloween Costumes Of 2009

8. Max from “Where The Wild Things Are”
If you attend a Halloween gathering as this adorable protagonist from the popular children’s book and upcoming feature film, be ready to be hugged by everyone in attendance.

7. Go Retro
A disco queen, flapper dress from the roaring twenties or a rockabilly pin-up. You can never go wrong with a blast from the past.

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6. Kanye West
This guy has been all over the place this year. All you need are those shutter shades and that cocky swagger. Be sure to interrupt people throughout the night as well.

5. We Are Heroes!
Superhero movies killed it at the box office this summer. From the ruggedly handsome Wolverine to the sultry curves of Miss Jupiter, super-tight spandex is always hot.

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4. Vampires
Whether it’s the sparkly vampires of Twilight or the hot and steamy, southern vampires of True Blood, hoards of screaming teenagers are making it known. The lustful bloodsuckers are in this year.

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3. Michael Jackson
Too soon? Maybe, a Zombie-fied version of Michael Jackson in his ghoul make-up from “Thriller” is a bit in poor taste. But, if you have a bad, red leather jacket or a suit that makes you look like a smooth criminal, your Halloween night will definitely be dangerous.

2. Lady Gaga
This girl has got a ton of crazy outfits to choose from. You can choose from the funky-colored leotards, dress full of metallic rings or a bikini covered in plastic bubbles. Just watch out for the paparazzi.

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1. Sexy, Sexy, Sexy
These are everybody’s favorite costumes, year in and year out. Just take any normal occupation, character or object and add “sexy” to the front of it. Sexy nurse, sexy schoolgirl, sexy pumpkin, etc. Just remember, less is definitely more.

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Want to find someone sexy for a Halloween Booty Call? OnlineBootyCall.com

If he were single, he could shine his shoes to his heart’s content.

Last year, our site founder and CEO, went on national television to talk about OnlineBootyCall. Check out the interview below.

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Nothing says the night has gone well quite like waking up in a strange bed. But, how do you make your exit? Do you make a daring escape like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom? Or, do you walk away cool, calm and collected, like James Bond casually strolling away from an explosion, never looking back. Here’s a list of some of the most common ways to end a booty call.

5. The Walk O’ Shame

Chances are you’ve seen this person on your way to work in the morning. Their hair is a mess and their make-up is all over the place. Their clothes are inside-out or on backwards and they’re most definitely missing a shoe. As they stumble past you, trying desperately to avoid eye contact, you can’t help but smile. You’re not judging them. You know they had a good time last night and just want to give them a high five.

4. The Linger

Now, this is just plain awkward. This is when the person just doesn’t get the hint that they should be making their graceful exit. You’re brushing your teeth and getting ready but, they’re still laying in bed. You try your best to nudge them in the right direction by dropping some hints. “Yeah, I have to get to work early today…” or “Do you need to use my phone to call a cab?” But, they just don’t get it. Then, they ask you that dreaded question… “Did you want to get breakfast?”

3. The Scramble

The sun rises, the rooster crows and you wake up in a panic. You realize where you are and begin constructing a make-shift exit strategy. Where are your clothes? Purse? Wallet? Keys? Phone? You retrieve all of your belongings, covertly sneaking around the room like a ninja, so as not to awaken the person on the bed. But, just as you slowly try to open the door in silence, it let’s out a loud squeak. The person wakes up and you’re forced to spend the rest of the morning calling that person by every term of endearment you can think of because you can’t remember his/her name. “Oh, hey there… cutie.”

2. The Triumphant March

Oh, yeah. We’re getting to the top of the list. This is when you get outside the door and all the colors around you are just a little more vibrant. The sun is shining and birds are singing. You pop your collar, put on your dark sunglasses and everyone that passes by you can see that swagger in your walk. You can just hear Stevie Wonder’s Superstitious or the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive playing in the background. Go ahead, brush your shoulder off.

1. The Rematch

You wake up, turn to your side and smile. Job well done. I tip my hat off to you. It’s common knowledge that sequels are generally better than the first movie. Does anybody even remember the first Terminator? Another go around and you can prolong the other 4 on the list just a little longer.