Did you know that if you type the word “sex” in Google search, the domain name Sex.com doesn’t even show up on the first page? Even if you do manage to find it, it isn’t the greatest porn site ever created by any means, in fact it’s sort of a low-budget directory page with a misspelled logo, links to other sites, and even, ::gulp::, horoscopes. Yikes!

The previous owner of the site, some group called “ESCOM” apparently failed to finish making payments on their $14 million dollar purchase of the domain back in 2006, and just recently the string of owners and legal battles has finally ended, and Sex.com will go up for auction  next month. But don’t think your measley $20,000 offer is going to get you the starting bid- according to TechCrunch, the auction will start at a million bucks, and very likely sky rocket from there.

It’s all the buzz among the tech (and probably porn) community… who will have the cash to throw down for this über-coveted domain? Could it be Playboy or Hustler? Or some unknown underground company that’s about to take the internet by storm?

What do you think?

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Porn stars, while usually 30-50% silicone, are some of the hottest women in the world. With HD cameras all up in their everything, their job is to keep their bodies tight and tanned! Lots of guys dream of dating a porn star and getting to hook up with a girl who is so good at sex people pay her to watch it. However, there are a few reasons why dating a porn star would not be the best thing in the world. Guyism.com provided us with some advice that might put a damper on those desires.

5. Every guy will hit on her.

This is the least of your worries. Sure, you might end up getting in a few fights to swat away creepy dudes who disrobe your girlfriend with their eyes, but that’s the price you pay to sleep with one of the sexiest women in the world.

4. You’ll have to go to award shows and film openings.

We’re not talking the VMA’s or Marley and Me, we’re talking full-fledged porn premieres and award shows for “The Biggest Junk in the San Fernando Valley.” It must be tremendously uncomfortable to be in a giant theater with a bunch of dudes while 90% of them (and you) have some pants-adjustment issues.

3. Everything she’s done has been well “documented.”

She’s been a porn star since before you started dating her. So, there are a lot of people in the world who’ve been seeing your lady naked for the past 3 years. When you introduce her to you buddies, they’ll probably respond with, “OH YEAH, I know you!” Which is pretty awkward.

2. Telling your mother is going to be… awkward.

Let’s be honest, you can’t keep telling Mom she’s a model. Porn stars just have an air about them that says, “I have sex on camera,” and eventually you’ll have to share with your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma that the girl you’re bringing to the family picnic has starred in “Picnic Hotties 3.”

1. You will never want to ask about her work day.

I’m sorry, but there is just no guy in the world who will keep their dignity and security when their girlfriend says, “Ugh, I’m so tired, we had to film that shower scene like 45 times!” Whether or not she’s bringing home the big bucks, the thought of your lady slobbering all over some other dude will not be appealing. Not to mention the fact that she’ll probably be totally over sex by the time she gets home, thus obliterating the whole point of dating a porn star.

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Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes are your everyday, average couple, with four children and a home in England. All they’ve ever wanted is to have a fairytale wedding in Cancun, Mexico, so they recently decided to try and raise some money to make their dream happen. And not in some lame way, like asking their family for donations or picking up a second job. Boring!  Instead, the couple filmed a couple pornos, involving threesomes, S&M, and role playing, and sold them to adult video stores.

Tommy, 36, said,  ”It’s our five minutes of fame – something to look back on when we’re older. It has brought us closer together.”

Because nothing says “long lasting relationship and a happy family,” like getting paid for sex. Congrats, you two!

S&M and fuzzies are so 2009.  The Asylum recently compiled some hot, somewhat disturbing, new fetishes to watch for in 2010.

5.  Somnophilia

If you ask me, this one is kind of boring. As long as the “morning wood” phenomenon exists, women will never be weirded out by what is called “sleepy sex,” or, trying to arouse a person while they are still sleeping. However, in the wrong situation, this might also be called “rape.”

4. Agalmatophilia

Although it has yet to be officially considered a fetish, Agalmatophilia is definitely real: having sexual feelings for dolls, robots, or mannequins. We’re banking on it happening this year, especially with the arrival of Roxxxy, the newest sex robot that can actually have conversations with you. Although I guess the appeal of the mannequins is that they keep their mouths shut, right?

3. E-Stim

Apparently, vibrators weren’t enough. E-Stim is the use of electric currents to stimulate parts of the body. I feel like this could potentially be hot, except that the machinery looks like it was dreamt up by Marty McFly back in 1985.

2. Emetophilia

Disgusting, offensive, and yet by all means viral, the 2 Girls 1 Cup video suddenly made us aware of Emetophilia, or the sexual fascination with vomit and vomiting. Apparently the action of puking on someone is called a Roman Shower, which sounds fancy and expensive, not repulsive and disgusting. But hey, I guess that’s exactly what a fetish should be.

1. Tentacle Porn

Exactly how it sounds.  Tentacle porn is a Japanese strain of pornography that involves octopi, squids, and tentacled aliens having sex with women. End of story.

Thanks Asylum, for making our sex lives sound totally boring and average!

There is an adage that says “Pornography Drives Technology,” and this years Adult Entertainment Expo was proof of this. What with Twitter Porn, Sex Robots, and iPhone porn apps, the world was introduced to a whole plethora of never-seen-before X-rated awesomeness. One of our faves, though, was Bad Girls in 3-D, which unveiled its at home 3D television system, complete with a porn package.

Don’t worry, guys, your days of wishing “American Booty” was in your bedroom and not on TV are over. Well, sort of.

Read more about 3d Porn at the LA Times

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Many exciting developments were recently revealed at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, some sexy (3D porn!), some strange (a vibrator attachment for your iPod!), and some flat out creepy (Roxxxy, a sex robot that can talk to you about football). However, one stood out as pretty ingenious- Twitter Porn! Well, not exactly Twitter Porn, but “Pornstar Tweet!” a stream that allows you to track the tweets of 600 top adult film stars. It’s basically like you’re stalking them, except it’s legal! Check out PornstarTweet! today (but be careful, it is DEFINITELY NSFW)!

If that’s not enough excitement for you, you can follow OBC on twitter as well!

Oh, the ’90s. It seems like such a medieval time when sex tapes were considered detrimental to a career. Remember how shocked the world was at the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee flick? Nowadays,  sex tapes are the moral equivalent of a speeding ticket, just ask Miss California Carrie Prejean. The beauty queen may be in up to 8 different nudie vids, though the world is still waiting in vain to see them. Here are our top 5 celebrity sex tapes of the decade.

5) Dustin “Screech” Diamond

I add this tape purely as filler. To be honest, this fairly disgusting sex tape was not even a blip on the radar. It was obvious that the Manson-like, bearded Dustin Diamond released this tape because he was feeling overlooked compared to his Saved by the Bell costars, but not even the skeeziest of paparazzi wanted to see this awkward video.

4) Kim Kardashian and Ray J

Imagine what the world would be like if this tape had never been released. E! and VH1 would wonder what to air between the hours of 6 and 10 pm nightly and the covers of US Weekly would be plastered with Jon Gosselin pics. The horror, the horror!

3) Colin Farrell

This sex tape is special because of its diligent determination to stay on the internet despite Colin Farrell’s numerous attempts to take it down. Apparently, he underestimated the power of hackers and 40 year old single women.

2) Verne “Mini Me” Troyer

EW EW EW EW EW EW. EW.

1) Paris Hilton

Yeah, it’s old. True, most of it is in night vision. But this pioneer of heiress sex tapes, cleverly dubbed “One Night in Paris,” was the gold standard by which all sex tapes are held to. And annoying or not, you can not deny the hotness of Paris Hilton. You just can not.

Here’s to another decade of unfortunate celebrity sex tapes!

More @ The Huffington Post

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13 does not seem to be such a lucky number for Tiger Woods. His 13th alleged mistress came forward this week- porn star Joslyn James.  US Magazine claims that the star of such movies as “Milfs in Action” and “Porn Star Brides” had a lengthy affair with the pro golfer, and that he sometimes even paid for sex in cash. I wonder what kind of money you charge when your client is the richest athlete of all time?

We’ve said it once and we’ll say it again- Marriage isn’t always the best choice… especially if you have a sexual addiction to fame-hungry women. Right, Tiger?

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If you saw porn stars Julie Meadows and Nicki Hunter sharing a mic on stage at a dive bar, harmonizing to “Love Thing”, you might think it was a set up for a particularly raunchy video. The truth is, you just have a dirty mind.

It’s actually just another Tuesday night at Sardo’s Grill and Lounge. Located in Burbank, California, the friendly little dive even hosts “Family Karaoke” for parents and their kids.

On Tuesdays, however, this is the place to be if you want to break into the porn industry. Directors, publicists, and actors are all on hand with business cards. It’s enough to shoot any potential nude star to fame.

It’s reported that Nicki Hunter, star of over 500 X-rated films, has a suprisingly great voice. When asked about it, she said,

“I actually did do some recordings when I was younger but everyone told me in music you’ve got to be willing to starve for your art. So I said, ‘No, I’ll go into porn instead and make some money.’”

Spoken like a true porn star.

Full story @ Cleveland.com