Despite the fact that underwear companies have been pumping out bras since the 1800s, the classic “hot chick” photoshoot in many men’s magazines these days feature women using completely inconvenient items to shield their breasts, from the crossed arm move, to a strategically placed pillow. Our favorite at BCU, though, is definitely the hand bra. Seductive without revealing everything, the hand bra deserves an award. With the help of Maxim, we’ve compiled a few of our favorite hand bras from over the years.

1. Carmen Electra

We forgive Carmen for that terrible reality show she made with her then husband Dave Navarro, and we even forgive her for ever dating Dennis Rodman. Let’s be honest, we’d forgive her for just about anything if she lived her life wearing only a hand bra.

2. Jennifer Scholle

Who is this girl? Does anyone know? I think shes famous for being someone’s girlfriend? Or wife maybe? We really couldn’t care less because this is quite possibly the hottest picture in the history of the world: it’s a double whammy of hand bra and side boob, with the added bonus of a butt shot. Whoever photographed this- we salute you.

3. Bobbie Sue Luthor

The host of the über nerdy Junkyard Wars shows that there’s more to her than announcing whether the Catapult Carnage  beat Jet Grenade. Despite working alongside acne-ridden mechanical geeks, she’s retained a flawless body, exemplified by this high-quality hand bra photo.

4. Sofia Vergara

You might of noticed we’ve been talking a lot about the Colombian bombshell from ABC’s Modern Family. It might be because we love that show, or it might be because this woman has got a rack that acts like a homing device to all males in the world.

5. Joana Krupa

One of the artsier photos in the bunch, the dark background and rainfall do not detract from the epic example of hand bra sexiness that this Dancing with the Stars hottie’s got going on. Very impressive.

1. The Depressed Shot-

I know, I know. Your life is hard. What with your trust fund, huge condo, and new Macbook (which is taking this photo), it’s a wonder you don’t just off yourself. Take the black and white setting off, move those tentacles you call bangs out of the way, and smile, Sylvia Plath.

2. The Headshot-

Whoa, I’m sorry, I thought I was on Facebook. Obviously I accidently stumbled upon your agency’s promotional site. Otherwise there would be no excuse for your freckles being airbrushed, that fake wind thing, and your demonic eyes staring into my soul.

3. Your Baby-

Children are a miracle, sure, but what’s really a miracle is how you somehow replaced every profile picture with that of a giggling infant. Either some time-space continuum thing just happened and you are now 6 months old, or you’re just being obnoxious. I shall guess the latter.

4. Your Kissing Shot-

Your multiple “I’m in love” status updates weren’t enough, huh? You had to post that picture of you and Mr. This Week swapping spit and who-knows-what-else as your main picture? Well thanks, I just vomited on my keyboard.

5. Your Group Shot-

I am on your page to stalk YOU, okay? Having to play Where’s Waldo with your 85 frat brothers isn’t the goal…Oh wait, is that you? The forehead down there holding the handle of vodka? Well. I guess we’re done then.

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According to BeautifulPeople.com, which claims to be the “elite dating site,” British men and women are the least attractive of the site’s applicants. Only 1 in 8 men and 3 in 20 women have been admitted to the site, which only allows access if an applicant’s photo is approved by a majority of the site’s members.

The managing director of the site, Greg Hodge, says that compared to Scandinavian and Brazilian applicants, Britons are just “not as toned or glamorous.”

I was thinking we should change the name of the site to “iLookNothingLikeThisPhoto.com,” but who am I to judge?

Read more @ MSNBC

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– This is from JB’s blog on OBC, transferred over for your pleasure –

(February 2007)  Just got back from Super Bowl weekend in Miami and I probably won’t recover for a few weeks. I’ll keep this one short and let the pics do the talking. What I will tell you is that we partied like it was 1999! From eating at the best spots and shutting down the malls to VIP parties with lots of bootyful people; the OBC crew did it real big in MIA. Take a look.

JB