Author: BCU Girl

Ah yes, the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party. It was less than a month ago but it feels like it’s been ages!

Tre Mannings, our MDS contestant, was flown out from his home in Pennsylvania, put up in a stellar hotel, and then treated to a night on the town, OBC style!

The night ended with a party at San Diego’s Stingaree club, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt, and his chance to win a million bucks, all in celebration OnlineBootyCall hitting the 4 million member mark!

We could regale you with stories about the celebs, sexy women, and premium liquors that flowed from our bottle service tables that night if our memories weren’t all so foggy, so instead, we’ll let this video do the talking!

Author: BCU Girl

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Happy Fat Tuesday, BCU readers! Break out your beads, gentlemen, because Mardi Gras, code word for indulgence, is finally here. San Diego’s celebration is set to tear up the streets of the Gaslamp, but before heading out to make a fools of ourselves, we figured we’d set some groundrules. Here are BCU’s Mardi Gras regulations.

1. DO train before the big day.

Although a week long detox in preparation may sound like a good idea, you have to compare your liver to your stomach for this event- you can’t let it get lazy and/or shrink. Prepare by drinking copious amounts of liquor in the days preceding Fat Tuesday, so you can get used to the inevitable wrath of the spins and mind-numbing hangovers.

2. DON’T pee on the streets.

Maybe back in the early 1980s this was considered a funny, celebratory aspect of Mardi Gras. However, with stringent new laws on “exposing yourself,” peeing on the street will only lead to either an expensive citation or a one way ticket out of the party. Find a bathroom, you streetrat.

3.  DO dress the part.

If you show up in something boring, say a suit, or any type of pant with the word “cargo” in the name, you will feel out of place, if not flat out ashamed. This is the one day out of the year that it is okay to rock a sparkly mask and crazy shirt. If you’re planning to get lucky, though, keep the glitter to your mask. Your shirt should not shine.

4. DON’T yell “show us your boobs!” anywhere outside the party.

At least in San Diego, Mardi Gras is confined to an 8 block radius, presumably to keep the booze-fueled miscreants away from the general public. Once you leave the gates of the party though, pull your self-control out back out of your ass and do NOT shout that refrain at elderly French-Catholic women out for dinner. However, on that note…

5. Ladies, DO take all degrading shouts with a grain of salt.

On Fat Tuesday, you will likely witness the most disturbing acts of male debauchery that you have or will ever see. But let’s be honest, this holiday has evolved from a religious tradition into a holiday based on giving women plastic beads to expose themselves. This is the one day this happens (assuming you don’t spend spring break in Mexico), so just drop it. Don’t flash dudes if you don’t want, but don’t complain. It’s not worth it.

You’ve got less than 5 hours to gear up for this day of ultimate debauchery. Get to the bar and gimme 20 (shots)!

Author: BCU Girl

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Well, not quite yet. But if we know one thing, it’s that men with mustaches wield a whole lot of power, and a recent poll of the American Mustache Institute, 80% of its members declared they’d prefer the Super Bowl be moved to a Saturday, claiming that it would increase the economic gain for grocery stores, restaurants and bars, and TV networks.

Now, we’re not sure how we feel about destroying the tradition of Super Bowl Sunday, but we’ve got to admit they make some valid points. How many times have you had to drag yourself, or be dragged, into the office Monday morning cause you partied too hard with all your buddies for the Super Bowl?

Check out the full story at Asylum, including a link to sign the petition to move the Super Bowl to Saturday!

Author: BCU Girl

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The Super Bowl is two weeks away. It’s time to start figuring out how you’re gonna spend it. Will you go to a bar? Will you go to a friend’s house? Or will you, against better judgment, throw a party yourself? If you do, there are some ways to make it awesome while also making it less of a headache.

1. Do NOT try and be fancy.

This is a football party, not a gala. Stow the fancy cocktails and gourmet dishes for another time because not only will it get expensive, but your friends will look down upon you in shame. There should be three essential factors for Super Bowl consumption: fatty, spicy, and alcoholic. Chips, dips, pizza, wings, hot dogs, and chili should be the main dishes for this event. Not only will these foods be delicious, but they’re cheap, and they’ll soak up the massive quantity of booze you’ll consume. Which brings us to beer:

2. There is no shame in BYOB.

Mind you, there should be some beer in your fridge, lest you be considered a pansy. However, if you are providing a plethora of greasy dishes, your friends can man up and bring a case of beer! Bust out your biggest cooler and fill it with ice, and as people come, have them dump their beer in, like a communal pool of drunkenness. That way you don’t have to deal with the embarrassing end-of-the-night money collection. While we’re talking about it- stick to beer. Not only will you be glad that no one is black-out drunk before half-time, but clean up will be a whole lot easier.

3. Chairs, for god’s sake! Chairs!

Are you one of those people who has one armchair in their living room and literally no other sitting surfaces? Then do NOT throw a party. We are not in kindergarten, this is not story time, people should not be forced to sit on the floor. In a dire situation, beach/lawn chairs will do. Expect to be ridiculed.

4. Nix the decorations

Assuming your team is not playing (and I will assume that, because the Chargers aren’t), there is no need for streamers or football-shaped lanterns or a multi colored “Happy Super Bowl!” sign on your door. Exception: football shaped bowls (see above photo). On the other hand, if your team is playing, feel free to get 5th grade birthday party all over that living room.

5. Be aware of your guests

And no, I don’t mean that like, “be a gracious host, blah blah blah,” I mean that like, do NOT invite some annoying person who doesn’t care about the game, talks during the commercials  (they’re the best of the year!), or walks in front of the TV during key plays. This person (and I can say this as a woman)  is usually a chick. People will be SUPER pissed if you invite her. So unless you’re trying to sleep with her, just say NO.

Author: BCU Girl

 Well, probably everyone. However, one lucky member from OBC is about to get the rockstar treatment, as well as the chance to bring home a fat million bucks! As you know, OBC celebrated its 4 million member mark by offering each and every OBC member the chance to win $1,000,000, just by inviting their friends to join OBC. The contest has finally come to a close, and Toure Manning, of State College, Pennsylvania, is packing his bags and getting ready for a weekend to remember!

He’s getting flown to San Diego and put up in a fab hotel in the Gaslamp District. Then on Saturday, January 23rd, he’s being treated to a night on the town at the swanky Stingaree club in downtown San Diego, hosted by Playboy babes Bridget Marquardt and Sara Underwood. Then comes to moment of a lifetime: he gets the chance to win one MILLION dollars!

“It’s exciting to see so many people enjoying the single life, but it will be even more exciting to see Toure join the millionaire’s club,” said Moses Brown, president and founder of OBC.

Over at BCU, we are crossing our fingers for you, Toure, and wish you luck!

Author: BCU Girl
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img @ ehow

If you passed by any hotels and clubs on New Years Day you were bound to see a couple walk-of-shames, a few people without shoes, and about 80% of the population with a look of pure, hungover desperation in their eyes. And although one’s usual cure for a hangover is a breakfast burrito and 74 glasses of water, Epicurious.com has a few ideas (including some alcoholic beverages, woo hoo!) to help you get through those disastrous post-party hours.

Get some great Hangover cures at Epicurious.com

Author: BCU
image via Marie Claire

image via Marie Claire

In keeping with the spirit of Halloween, Marie Claire has some of the best and worse celebrity Halloween costumes. We must say that Christina Aguilara looks pretty hot as a naughty nurse. We’d love to play Doctor with her. But, Jason Biggs as Dorothy definitely made us cringe.

Categories: Humor, The Single Life
Author: BCU_Guest
image via Flickr: cjour

image via Flickr: cjour

It happens to every college freshman. After a night of belligerent excess, you awaken with an obscene Sharpee masterpiece on your forehead and a throbbing headache to remind you of your shame. However, even though your so-called friends decided to volunteer you as the canvas for their impromptu art session, it’s nothing a long shower with lots of soap can’t fix.

But, this guy wasn’t so lucky. After a night drinking with boys, he woke up to find a picture of a large penis tattooed to his leg. It sounds like the perfect, permanent reminder that you should never pass out with your shoes on.

Author: BCU
image via Pandora

image via Pandora

From October 17th to the 31st, St. Vibiana’s cathedral in Los Angeles will be transformed into the hottest nightclub for Halloween. L.A. clubgoers will be able to open Pandora’s Box and party inside of the cathedral. The club will be complete with fog machines, DJ’s and a complete bar. What a great way to celebrate Halloween. At least you won’t have to go far to get to church.

Author: BCU

October 31st is just around the corner. Where did 2009 go? Halloween is one of the sexiest holidays for singles and OBC has got a list of the hottest costumes this year.

image via flickr: Stinkie Pinkie

image via flickr: Stinkie Pinkie

Hottest Halloween Costumes Of 2009

8. Max from “Where The Wild Things Are”
If you attend a Halloween gathering as this adorable protagonist from the popular children’s book and upcoming feature film, be ready to be hugged by everyone in attendance.

7. Go Retro
A disco queen, flapper dress from the roaring twenties or a rockabilly pin-up. You can never go wrong with a blast from the past.

image via flickr: Hoggheff aka Hank Ashby aka Mr. Freshtags

image via flickr: Hoggheff aka Hank Ashby aka Mr. Freshtags

6. Kanye West
This guy has been all over the place this year. All you need are those shutter shades and that cocky swagger. Be sure to interrupt people throughout the night as well.

5. We Are Heroes!
Superhero movies killed it at the box office this summer. From the ruggedly handsome Wolverine to the sultry curves of Miss Jupiter, super-tight spandex is always hot.

image via flickr: obiwolf

image via flickr: obiwolf

4. Vampires
Whether it’s the sparkly vampires of Twilight or the hot and steamy, southern vampires of True Blood, hoards of screaming teenagers are making it known. The lustful bloodsuckers are in this year.

image via flickr: Photo Mojo

image via flickr: Photo Mojo

3. Michael Jackson
Too soon? Maybe, a Zombie-fied version of Michael Jackson in his ghoul make-up from “Thriller” is a bit in poor taste. But, if you have a bad, red leather jacket or a suit that makes you look like a smooth criminal, your Halloween night will definitely be dangerous.

2. Lady Gaga
This girl has got a ton of crazy outfits to choose from. You can choose from the funky-colored leotards, dress full of metallic rings or a bikini covered in plastic bubbles. Just watch out for the paparazzi.

image via flickr: sofiabracho02

image via flickr: sofiabracho02

1. Sexy, Sexy, Sexy
These are everybody’s favorite costumes, year in and year out. Just take any normal occupation, character or object and add “sexy” to the front of it. Sexy nurse, sexy schoolgirl, sexy pumpkin, etc. Just remember, less is definitely more.

image via flickr: magnetbox

image via flickr: magnetbox

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