Julie Spira is a online dater who, in 15 years, has been on 250 dates, had 4 marriage proposals, and one divorce. This apparently has trained her to be the expert on online dating, so she wrote a book, ” The Perils of Cyber-Dating.”

In this clip from KTLA news where she discusses the various types of online dating, OBC gets a quick, but awesome shout out. OBC is joining the big leagues, boys! Watch out!

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The US is currently facing one of the worst economic crises in decades, and people are being forced to take a hard look at their spending and decide what their priorities are. Entertainment, such as movies, theme parks, and concerts, have taken especially hard hits, as people have realized they aren’t really necessities. Even many online dating sites have lost membership, as some charge obscene monthly rates based on their claims of “scientific matching.”

For example, ScientificMatch.com charges almost $2,000 for a lifetime membership (which includes a DNA testing kit, and background and bankruptcy reports, because that’s not creepy at all) all based on their claim that attraction is embedded in peoples’ genetics. Similar sites, like eHarmony and Chemistry.com, charge premium prices that can cost upwards of 50 bucks a month, solely based on fairly arguable scientific studies and questionnaires that are so long it feels like your eyes are bleeding.

Now take the costs of these sites, multiply them by how many expensive, traditional dates you’ll go on, add an engagement ring, the cost of children, and a potential divorce? But never fear, since OBC’s rates are as low as 16 cents a day, you don’t have to sacrifice booty, even if you’re on a tight budget.

Ah yes, the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party. It was less than a month ago but it feels like it’s been ages!

Tre Mannings, our MDS contestant, was flown out from his home in Pennsylvania, put up in a stellar hotel, and then treated to a night on the town, OBC style!

The night ended with a party at San Diego’s Stingaree club, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt, and his chance to win a million bucks, all in celebration OnlineBootyCall hitting the 4 million member mark!

We could regale you with stories about the celebs, sexy women, and premium liquors that flowed from our bottle service tables that night if our memories weren’t all so foggy, so instead, we’ll let this video do the talking!

Trying to get that special someone off your back about Valentine’s Day already, so you can send an OBC booty-call card to a special someone else? Don’t worry, we got your back. Send this hilarious Valentine’s Day video from Funny Or Die to them, and they’ll probably never want to go on a date with you again.

If you’re reading this, you’re probably with us on the opinion that Valentine’s Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine’s Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested in staying single and having fun, OBC has created a sexy, fun e-card to send to your favorite booty call, inviting them to join for for an anti-Valentine’s Day night of fun

Click here to send the OBC Valentine’s Day card to a sexy single near you!

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Unfortunately, some people in the world have not been exposed to the wonders of OBC… and because they have no access to no-strings-attached booty, they resort to sex toys, some disturbingly technological, and some tried and true, like the blow up doll. A man named Yang in Shanghai was a fan of these, until one sad day he came across a internet forum where people totally blasted guys who use blow up dolls, calling them everything from losers and jerks to freaks who should be blown off the earth. Depressed and miserable and probably horny, Yang took his sex doll up to the roof of his six-story building, said goodbye cruel world,  and jumped. When the neighbors heard a massive BANG, they assumed it was probably his intestines hitting nearby cars, but nope- It was his blow up doll, who exploded, but broke his fall. He was just knocked out for a little bit.

She even sacrificed herself for him! Now that is true love.

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This past weekend was the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt. The event went off without a hitch: there were gorgeous ladies all around, and San Diego Charger Kassim Osgood was even around for some dancing and cocktails. Local correspondent “GaslampGirl” wrote a great article about the event. Check it out here, at her blog!

 Well, probably everyone. However, one lucky member from OBC is about to get the rockstar treatment, as well as the chance to bring home a fat million bucks! As you know, OBC celebrated its 4 million member mark by offering each and every OBC member the chance to win $1,000,000, just by inviting their friends to join OBC. The contest has finally come to a close, and Toure Manning, of State College, Pennsylvania, is packing his bags and getting ready for a weekend to remember!

He’s getting flown to San Diego and put up in a fab hotel in the Gaslamp District. Then on Saturday, January 23rd, he’s being treated to a night on the town at the swanky Stingaree club in downtown San Diego, hosted by Playboy babes Bridget Marquardt and Sara Underwood. Then comes to moment of a lifetime: he gets the chance to win one MILLION dollars!

“It’s exciting to see so many people enjoying the single life, but it will be even more exciting to see Toure join the millionaire’s club,” said Moses Brown, president and founder of OBC.

Over at BCU, we are crossing our fingers for you, Toure, and wish you luck!

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Because we know you spend 95% of your time at work stalking people on Facebook, why don’t you go ahead and add us as a friend! We’ll update you with OBC news, funny videos, and you can see who else is a fan of us… maybe a potential booty call!

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