Julie Spira is a online dater who, in 15 years, has been on 250 dates, had 4 marriage proposals, and one divorce. This apparently has trained her to be the expert on online dating, so she wrote a book, ” The Perils of Cyber-Dating.”

In this clip from KTLA news where she discusses the various types of online dating, OBC gets a quick, but awesome shout out. OBC is joining the big leagues, boys! Watch out!

There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn’t into marriage! As the adage goes, “50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death.”

However, this guy’s letter to his wife (or soon to be ex-wife) is pretty freakin’ hilarious. Shocking and pretty NSFW, yes, but also awesome. This guy is my hero.

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I’m sorry. That heading was supposed to say, “Vienna Girardi Wins ‘The Bachelor’,” although I still think mine is more accurate.

Here are the questions that don’t matter: Did Vienna have an affair with a crew member? Did she really steal money from her Marine ex-husband? IS SHE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE?

Here are the questions that do matter: Why are people still watching this show? How many brain cells does one lose while watching these women degrade themselves on national television? How many ABC executives would I have to ninja kick to get them to stop airing this show right after Modern Family, forcing me to see at least 13 – 15 seconds of rehearsed skank-fights and nonsensical crying?

Monsieur Jake would be better off spending his hard earned cash on OBC. At least then he wouldn’t have to deal with the alimony payments he’s inevitably getting himself into, while still getting ass in every jacuzzi, beach front, bathroom, closet, and dinner table he sees fit.

Congrats to happy (re: artificial) couple!

Ah yes, the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party. It was less than a month ago but it feels like it’s been ages!

Tre Mannings, our MDS contestant, was flown out from his home in Pennsylvania, put up in a stellar hotel, and then treated to a night on the town, OBC style!

The night ended with a party at San Diego’s Stingaree club, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt, and his chance to win a million bucks, all in celebration OnlineBootyCall hitting the 4 million member mark!

We could regale you with stories about the celebs, sexy women, and premium liquors that flowed from our bottle service tables that night if our memories weren’t all so foggy, so instead, we’ll let this video do the talking!

While at the offices of BCU we aren’t avid Miller Lite drinkers, we have to give them props for this ad, parodying the well-known Match.com ads which show “spontaneous” and “unscripted” interviews with “real couples” that met on the site and are now on their way to “perfect, happy, in-love” matrimony.

And while it’s a hilarious ad, and we giggle at the thought of someone actually enjoying Miller Lite that much, it seems to unintentionally say what we’ve been saying for years- silly sites that claim peoples’ main goal in life should be to settle down with “The One” ignore the ever-expanding niche of singles who understand marriage isn’t the only option! Alright, fine, the ad isn’t saying exactly that, but it sure does make you think! Thanks you Miller Lite! Not for your cringe-inducing lager, but for an ad that proves people can be stay single and still be happy, as long as they’ve  got their favorite beer!

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Things started great, you’d go out with your friends and get a little crazy. At the end of the night while stumbling back to your pad, you send a booty call to that guy or lady who makes your gears turn, you two meet up a late night romp, and when you wake up they’re gone, just in time for you to grab a bowl of Fruit Loops and nurse your hangover with Saturday morning cartoons.

But recently, you’ve noticed they’ve been hanging around a little longer, inviting you to breakfast, calling in the middle of the afternoon asking if you wanna “grab some coffee,” and your 6th sense (the sense of cling) is tingling. You’ve gotta cut this clinger off, and quickly, and then follow BCU’s rules for avoiding this situation next time.

1. Keep the conversation like the sex: casual

Your childhood memories, your mom’s favorite color, your hopes and dreams- these interesting topics of conversation need not be shared with your casual friend. They might know your favorite food or the sex position you like, but beyond that, keeping the conversation casual will ensure you don’t think of your booty call as anything but that.

2. No dates

Sure you can meet up for a drink before, or casually hang out with friends, but a romantic dinner, a movie, or a morning coffee date are not part of the booty call protocol. The second you start meeting up without the intention of ending the night at one of your homes, you’ve veered off Booty Call Avenue onto Relationship Road.

3. No gifts

Unless it’s some fancy glitter condoms or a fancy sex toy- keep your mix CDs and flowers for your mom. There is no reason to start sending mixed signals to someone you have no intention of dating exclusively. (Unless of course, you do plan on it, in which case you are at the wrong site.)

4. Keep your options open

Just because you have a reliable booty call for the night doesn’t mean you shouldn’t keep your eyes open.  Getting lazy with a booty call is just as bad as finding yourself six months into a relationship on the couch watching Law and Order reruns. By keeping your options open, you’ll guarantee you don’t get emotionally attached to one person.

5. Be safe

Birth control and condoms are two seriously important ways to be sure your casual sex remains casual. Nothing will put a damper on a life of strings-free booty calls like finding out you’ve gotten the clap or are pregnant with triplets. Be safe, along with following our other rules, and you’ll be sure to keep your fantastic casual sex relationship just that. Casual!

Trying to get that special someone off your back about Valentine’s Day already, so you can send an OBC booty-call card to a special someone else? Don’t worry, we got your back. Send this hilarious Valentine’s Day video from Funny Or Die to them, and they’ll probably never want to go on a date with you again.

Alright ladies, we forgive you for ignoring your better judgement (and the e-card below) and letting some lame-ass guy take you out on a cheesy, conventional Valentine’s date. Don’t worry, we give the date 30 minutes before you wish you’d stayed home, clicked your way to OBC, and found a sexy booty call. Meanwhile, check out our handy guide to let you know what his Valentine’s Day gift really means.

1) The Practical Gift

You thought it meant: “Because we’ve only known each other a short time, I didn’t want to freak you out with something over-the-top. So I remembered you needed this, and I got it. I’m a good listener.”

What it really meant: “My cousin Gary got this for me last Christmas and I happened to leave it in its original packaging. Also I’m broke, and also you haven’t let me get to third base yet. Deal with it.”

2) The Expensive Gift

You thought it meant: “You mean so much to me that I haven’t bought anything for myself in the past two months just so I could afford this. I love you, baby, and I hope this diamond ring shows you just a fraction of how I feel.”

What it really means: “Remember that time when I wanted to do that thing, and you wouldn’t let me? Guess what. It’s happening. Tonight.”

3) The Homemade Gift

You thought it meant: “There isn’t enough money in the world to show you how much I love you. Instead, accept this jar of handwritten notes exalting every trait about you I love.”

What it really means: “Mentally, I’ve progressed to about age 6. Also, that’s the same gift I gave my mom.”

Now that you’ve got the truth, girls, get over to OBC and send this sexy e-card to someone who will make you forget all about that crummy gift!

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If you’re reading this, you’re probably with us on the opinion that Valentine’s Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine’s Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested in staying single and having fun, OBC has created a sexy, fun e-card to send to your favorite booty call, inviting them to join for for an anti-Valentine’s Day night of fun

Click here to send the OBC Valentine’s Day card to a sexy single near you!

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This past weekend was the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt. The event went off without a hitch: there were gorgeous ladies all around, and San Diego Charger Kassim Osgood was even around for some dancing and cocktails. Local correspondent “GaslampGirl” wrote a great article about the event. Check it out here, at her blog!