Tom Feltenstein, a single millionaire, decided to bypass dating altogether and put up a billboard, which read “Have Maid, Have Money, Would Love a Honey!”

Needless to say, the guy is married now. Surprise, surprise.

Full Story at DateDaily

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Aston Martin, purveyor of all cars obscenely awesome, has just released a new model, the Aston Martin One-77. It is so lavish that they only made 77 of them. Before you think about pulling out your credit card, you should know that the One 77 costs a cool $2 million. What else you could buy for the price of ONE Aston Martin?

1. 156 Honda Civics

While not as flashy or even remotely as awesome, it’s a car, and it will get you from point A to point B.  And when your friends come over, you can brag that you have 155 very practical, average vehicles. They will think you are awesome. Or just weird.

2. Three Islands in Panama

That was not a typo. For the price of one car, you could buy THREE Panamanian islands. According to privateislandsonline.com, you can buy an island for as little as $30,000. While they might be disease-infested or house extinct dinosaurs, you will still own 3 islands, although you probably will have no way to get to them.

3. 50 – 170 Mail Order Brides

Depending on your standards, you could order up to 170 European mail order brides! Imagine, sitting around your house with your 170 average looking Eastern European women at your beck and call, all with debit cards linked to your account and simultaneous periods. How awesome does that sound? Way better than a phenomenal,  limited edition Aston, right?

4.  A 2, 060, 606 Item Shopping Spree at a 99 Cent Store

You could buy enough semi-expired Christmas Crunch bars to feed a nation! Or a million pairs of  flimsy flip-flops! Or 2 million 2009 calendars! What joy!

5. 18,545 Mona Lisas

Reproductions, that is. If you actually wanted the REAL Mona Lisa, it would equal the price of 350 Aston Martin One-77s. But if you just want to plaster your apartment with pictures of that creepy smile, you’re totally set!

6. This House

Dreamhomes.com values this house at just under $2million. Buy this, and you’ll have just enough money left to buy, oh I don’t know, a sofa from Ikea?

7. The Obligatory: 8,000,000 gumballs

I’ve never understood why people always use gumballs as a reference for large amounts of money. As though that would be the first thing I’d go out and buy with a wad of cash. This is just a stupid, stupid comparison.

Forget it. Just buy the Aston Martin already.

Full Story @ Manolith

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It seems as though Brazil’s obsession with soccer has finally caused a problem. Who could have seen this coming?

During this weekend’s season-ending matches in Sao Paulo, thieves managed to steal $6 million from a cash-delivery firm. A security guard nearby thought he heard a bang, but assumed it was just fireworks lit by fans. How did they get into the  firm? This is where it gets crazy.

Apparently the thieves bought a house about 100 yards away from the firm four months ago. Throughout that time, while acting as a family (even going so far as buying a Christmas tree), they painstakingly tunneled under the house and up to the money-delivery firm.

Timing it perfectly with the extremely popular Sao-Paulo games, they blasted their way in, making out with over $6 million in cash.

This is a warning to police in Miami- Super Bowl XLIV is no reason to let your guard down!

Full Story @ BBCNews

Oh look, yet another reason to avoid marriage. Amidst one of the most publicized stories of athlete infidelity, reports are arising that Tiger Woods is going to pay his wife to remain in the marriage, and we’re not talking pocket change…

At $5 million for the first year and up to $80 million if she sticks around for 7 years, Tiger will be handing over a hefty sum just to ensure he doesn’t have to get a divorce.

Paying a lady to stay with you, upping the price the longer she stays? This sounds less like marriage and more like… well, something else.

Full Story @ The Globe

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Remember Serena Williams’ expletive-laced rant at a line judge during the US Open? I believe she threatened to shove her tennis ball down the judge’s throat? Yeah, that one. Well, turns out her tirade is going to cost her a steep $175,000 and a two-year probation. Quite a sum for throwing a temper tantrum, I’d say.

Full article @ Reuters

As you know, OnlineBootyCall is giving one lucky member the chance to win a million bucks to celebrate 4 million members now on the site! However, Reuters gives some sound advice. Do NOT, under any circumstances, get your million dollar check in cash, or you could end up like this unlucky guy in Taiwan.

Last week, a man withdrawing 2 million dollars from an ATM was robbed of all his cash by 3 masked gunmen in Tainan, Taiwan. HOW a watch-store owner has 2 million dollars to pull out, and WHY he needed that kinda dough in cash is unknown.

Moral of the story: As cool as holding a million bucks might be, your bank account is much safer!

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I guess even million dollar sports cars aren’t exempt from parking tickets. Speaking of a million dollars, OBC’s new Million Dollar Sweepstakes might just make it possible for you to own one of these V12 bad boys. Just be careful where you park it.

OBC Searches For a New Face For Casual Dating

Hometown Hotties Compete for the $50,000 New Face of OBC Prize

OnlineBootyCall.com, the premier casual dating site, has announced its latest contest: the search for the New Face of OBC. As part of its mission to keep the site at the forefront of online dating, OBC created a special contest to elect a chic brand impresario.

The contest, located at OnlineBootyCall.com/contest, will run from July 1 until October 31 of this year. Contestants must submit up to 5 pictures and answer 3 brief questions by July 31st in order to enter the competition. The winner will receive a $50,000 modeling contract and will participate in OBC promotions and events around the country. More than a cosmetic makeover for the site, the New Face of OBC winner will personify the hip and edgy lifestyle of the OBC brand.

Moses Brown, the creator of OnlineBootyCall.com, commented, “as the founder and first member of OBC, I’ve greeted all new incoming members. Now that we’re approaching 4 million members, it’s time for a new face to take over.”

The contest invites everyone to participate by entering the contest, voting, or inviting friends to compete for the top prize. Any OBC member that refers the winning candidate will receive a $5,000 cash prize. People who log in to vote for their favorite hottie will also qualify for a lifetime VIP membership to OBC.

OnlineBootyCall.com , a leading dating site for casual daters, today announced the OBC Smart(R) Car Giveaway. The Contest is hosted by OnlineBootyCall.com to recognize and reward the site’s loyal next-gen daters and members of the online community. One lucky winner will receive a fully loaded 2008 Smart Car Cabriolet (est. value $25,000). In total, there will be 15 winners and $40,000 in total cash and prizes. The contest is scheduled to run from August 1, 2008 to October 31, 2008 and no purchase is necessary.

“With today’s economy, people need to make smart choices when it comes to gas prices and money overall, which is why we decided to award a loyal OnlineBootyCall.com member with a brand new 2008 Smart(R) car,” says Moses Brown, CEO & founder of OnlineBootyCall.com (OBC). “We feel people need to date smart as well, which means keeping things casual and not jumping the gun on all the complications of establishing a long-term relationships up front. OBC is a fun community made up of singles who believe just that and play it smart. At OBC we’re up front and honest about what we want and we keep it simple!”

Each month OBC gives away $6,000 in cash to its top referring members and this time they’re really pulling out all the stops. OBC takes a grassroots and netroots approach to advertising, letting their customers spread the good word rather than relying on big advertising firms.

OBC knows that the Smart(R) car is a great giveaway, especially because it’s such a head-turner. “It’s a wonderful tiny little car with huge appeal. There’s something intriguing about these cars, yet disarming too. Nothing is sexier today than being Green, and no one takes a Smart(R) car driver for an egomaniac, no matter how much of a player they might be!” stated Brown.

OBC welcomes everyone to check out the site at www.OnlineBootyCall.com to sign up for a free profile, learn about the advantages of living single, and enter a chance to win a new Smart Car and possibly a hot date.

About Online Booty Call
OnlineBootyCall.com is an online dating community for singles who enjoy being single. The site’s lighthearted approach to dating allows its members to combine all the benefits of dating with the excitement of maintaining the single life. With millions of registered members throughout the US, UK, Canada, and Australia, OBC makes millions of personal connections every week. OBC is an interactive and fun dating site where “you don’t have to promise marriage just to get a date!”