Do you have adult onset ADHD? Does sitting for extended periods of time make you nervous and uncomfortable, even if football is on TV? Never fear, because the fine folks over at HolyTaco have created a Bingo card drinking game for the Super Bowl that will keep you entertained (and possibly belligerent) for the entire 4 quarters.  Print, and enjoy!

This video is probably the most hilarious thing that will happen to the Super Bowl this year, unless by some miracle Drew Brees and Peyton Manning bust out a choreographed rendition of Pants on the Ground in the middle of the Sun Life Stadium. Enjoy.

Remember a few days ago, when we posted rules for throwing a great Super Bowl? And how one of them was “Nix the Decorations?” Well, we’re gonna have to go ahead and add a footnote: if you have the incredible skills of the team at Break Media- keep the decorations. Below you see the most awesome Snack Stadium of all time. Every bit of the stadium is edible, from the massive chocolate cake field to the Twinkie-cars in the parking lot, to the strategically divided chip variations in the stands. At 4 feet by 7 feet, the sheer size of this appetizer building is awe-inspiring. To the culinary and architectural geniuses at Break, we salute you!

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It seems as though Brazil’s obsession with soccer has finally caused a problem. Who could have seen this coming?

During this weekend’s season-ending matches in Sao Paulo, thieves managed to steal $6 million from a cash-delivery firm. A security guard nearby thought he heard a bang, but assumed it was just fireworks lit by fans. How did they get into the  firm? This is where it gets crazy.

Apparently the thieves bought a house about 100 yards away from the firm four months ago. Throughout that time, while acting as a family (even going so far as buying a Christmas tree), they painstakingly tunneled under the house and up to the money-delivery firm.

Timing it perfectly with the extremely popular Sao-Paulo games, they blasted their way in, making out with over $6 million in cash.

This is a warning to police in Miami- Super Bowl XLIV is no reason to let your guard down!

Full Story @ BBCNews

The OBC crew and I headed out to Miami for a little conference about the online dating scene. The conference was pretty good, but of course, not as good as going to this club called “Set.” Anyway, at the conference I wanted to find out if dating execs from other dating sites knew that a lot of their members are using the internet every day for booty calls! For example, one study found that 30% of online daters are having sex on their first date, and I’m sure OBC members do a lot better than that.

So, at one of the conference sessions, I brought up this little fact to a bunch of the suits and it got quieter than a room full deaf mutes! This clearly let me know that this subject needs much more attention, and here at OBC we need to do our best to raise awareness on this topic… We’re glad people are making over 300,000 “booty call” connections on our site every week, but take our advice: “Always wear your helmet before you go into battle!” Seriously, it’s everyone’s job out there (girls this means you too!) to make sure you’re being safe and staying clean. OBC is working on a condom & safe sex campaign to help out with this… stay tuned.

Alright now that I’ve told you what you need to do, maybe you can do the same for me… Last year we hit up Lake Havasu for spring break and brought a boat load of condoms along with our normal harem of OBC ladies & we’re now looking to have a good time this spring break! So help us out – where’s your favorite spring break party place, what’s (and who’s) worth doing there? Once we’ve got a great spot, I’ll announce when and where we’ll be partying, plus what goodies and surprises we’ll bring with us.

Be Safe!
Mo

– This is from JB’s blog on OBC, transferred over for your pleasure –

(February 2007)  Just got back from Super Bowl weekend in Miami and I probably won’t recover for a few weeks. I’ll keep this one short and let the pics do the talking. What I will tell you is that we partied like it was 1999! From eating at the best spots and shutting down the malls to VIP parties with lots of bootyful people; the OBC crew did it real big in MIA. Take a look.

JB