Apparently it’s time for OBC to make an appearance in Korea.

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A 28 year old Korean guy named Lee Jin-gyu just married his ‘dakimakura,’ a kind of body pillow with an anime character on it. Don’t worry, this isn’t a normal practice in Korea, apparently there he’s called “otaku,” a word that is translated roughly to “obsessive” and “nerd.” He takes the pillow to the movies, fairs, and out to dinner, and yes, he gets the pillow a meal.

Jin-gyu, come on. Sign on to OBC and meet some real booty. Leave that poor pillow alone!

There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn’t into marriage! As the adage goes, “50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death.”

However, this guy’s letter to his wife (or soon to be ex-wife) is pretty freakin’ hilarious. Shocking and pretty NSFW, yes, but also awesome. This guy is my hero.

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We are the proponents for casual dating. This is obvious. However, we cannot pretend to underestimate the joy a couple can have when they get engaged. The marriage is a whole other story, but still… it’s classtime.

Ladies- take heed. Hillary Duff, Disney starlet and classic girl-next-door, is giving lessons on the appropriate way to handle a proposal. Her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, recently proposed to her on the rooftop of a condo in Florida with a $1 million dollar engagement ring. The next steps she took should be written in a public journal somewhere for all fiancees to read: she did a mini freak out, then took a photo to send to her friends and family, and promptly proceeded to perform what could only be construed as a phenomenal, life changing blow job.

Congrats to the happy couple- especially you, Mr. Comrie. You got yourself a keeper.

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While at the offices of BCU we aren’t avid Miller Lite drinkers, we have to give them props for this ad, parodying the well-known Match.com ads which show “spontaneous” and “unscripted” interviews with “real couples” that met on the site and are now on their way to “perfect, happy, in-love” matrimony.

And while it’s a hilarious ad, and we giggle at the thought of someone actually enjoying Miller Lite that much, it seems to unintentionally say what we’ve been saying for years- silly sites that claim peoples’ main goal in life should be to settle down with “The One” ignore the ever-expanding niche of singles who understand marriage isn’t the only option! Alright, fine, the ad isn’t saying exactly that, but it sure does make you think! Thanks you Miller Lite! Not for your cringe-inducing lager, but for an ad that proves people can be stay single and still be happy, as long as they’ve  got their favorite beer!

Add this to your list of reasons to never get married- This poor sap planned out an elaborate wedding proposal in front of 18,000 people at a Rangers game this Valentine’s Day, only to get rejected on the JumboTron by his soon-to-be-ex. And just to add salt to the wound, the announcers took the time to interject with a play-by-play of his failure for a couple minutes after. Bad idea, dude.

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Marital bliss… every girl dreams of it, right? Being in love, celebrating your commitment, creating a home and having a family… HA. I mean, sure, some people stay married for 50 years, claiming their wedding day was the happiest day of their life. But for the rest of us sane people in the world, here are a few reasons you should avoid those wedding bells like the plague.

5. You’ll let yourself go

Sure, you’ll occasionally see those creepy, protein powder-eating couples, whose monthly dates consist of exercising on neighboring stairclimbers. This is not the norm, though, and it’s been proven through many studies that marriage breeds laziness. Imagine yourself in 5 years, sitting on the couch watching Grey’s Anatomy, and realizing that you somehow put on 35 pounds without even realizing.

4. You’ll probably get divorced

Sometime in the last ten years, the divorce rate clicked over from 50 to 51%. Which means, divorced couples are in the majority these days. And divorce will take a toll on your emotions, psyche, and and wallet. Not to mention when people ask you if you’re seeing anyone, you’ll have to say, “actually, I’m divorced.” This isn’t the biggest turn on.

3. It’s expensive

Last year, the average wedding cost almost $30 grand. Imagine the things you could buy with dough like that. A new car, a house addition, a whole buncha strippers… The possibilities are endless. And considering the above point, you’ll end up shelling out more money once your divorce papers go through.

2. It’s the end of  spontaneity

Remember that time you and your significant other just decided to get in the car, drive out to Vegas, and party your faces off for 48 hours? That was some epic sex, wasn’t it? Marriage puts an end to this ever happening. Not only will a dry-erase calendar magically find its way to your fridge, but there will actually be things written on it, like “Dentist appointment, 2:30,” and “Grey’s Anatomy night.” Why would you go on a fancy trip when you could watch court room dramas for 6 straight hours?

1. No more options

Bringing crazy chicks home from bars, getting it on with a neighbor, calling up an ex to have some reminiscence sex in an elevator… Say goodbye to that.

Sweet, sweet revenge! High-powered executive Charles E. Phillips recently ended an 8 1/2 year affair with actress and writer,  YaVaughnie Wilkins. The decision to end the relationship was made mainly because he and his wife, who filed for divorce in 2008, had decided to reconcile.

According to the DailyMail, after being dumped, YaVaughnie dropped upwards of $150,000 on billboards around NY showing pictures of them on vacations and getaways, kissing and hugging.

Oh, you should also know Phillips is a member of the President’s Economic Recovery Advisory Board.

Hmm… We wonder how the marital “reconciliation” is going to go.

Tom Feltenstein, a single millionaire, decided to bypass dating altogether and put up a billboard, which read “Have Maid, Have Money, Would Love a Honey!”

Needless to say, the guy is married now. Surprise, surprise.

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We’re always down for a hilarious video where someone falls down so hard they may or may not have fallen unconscious. If it happens because that someone was rushing into marriage, then all the better!

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13 does not seem to be such a lucky number for Tiger Woods. His 13th alleged mistress came forward this week- porn star Joslyn James.  US Magazine claims that the star of such movies as “Milfs in Action” and “Porn Star Brides” had a lengthy affair with the pro golfer, and that he sometimes even paid for sex in cash. I wonder what kind of money you charge when your client is the richest athlete of all time?

We’ve said it once and we’ll say it again- Marriage isn’t always the best choice… especially if you have a sexual addiction to fame-hungry women. Right, Tiger?