There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn’t into marriage! As the adage goes, “50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death.”

However, this guy’s letter to his wife (or soon to be ex-wife) is pretty freakin’ hilarious. Shocking and pretty NSFW, yes, but also awesome. This guy is my hero.

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Alright guys, I know that I might have a teeny weeny itty bitty crush on Zach Galiafinakis that might be borderline stalker status, but I can not be the only one in the world who is out-of-this-world excited to see him host SNL this weekend. Especially since the last few guest stars have been about as funny as a malaria outbreak.

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Along with misspellings, fart jokes, and people falling down, the BCU staff’s immature 12-year-old boy sense of humor includes unintended sexual innuendo. Luckily, some guy in Connecticut snapped this pic from a Friendly’s menu that made us giggle like children.

Guess what! It’s time for another installment of “What Was That Blog Thinking?!”

This week’s blog slam goes out to the moderators at the Zoosk.com blog, for their forum post, “Explain your screen name.” While we feel bad for the creepy, boring, and sometimes even obscene answers, we thank them providing us with a whole day’s worth of at-their-expense laughter. Here are a couple of BCUs favorite answers. We’ve omitted the picture, to at least save them a teeny tiny shred of digni-.   Eh. Nevermind.

1. Reefer

Straight and to the point, Mr. Reefer explains his screen name and manages to encapsulate the stoner persona with one, long, drawn out word.

2. Pegasus69

This one, while embarassing, is almost a little disappointing, because we really expected some sort of explanation about her creepy mythological flying horse fetish. Birth year? BORING.

3. Caddman1701

Oh Caddman, you sexy beast. Perhaps your photo did not catch my eye… but once you described your heroic career and your affinity for 60s  sci-fi television trivia, you made my heart pound with the passion of a thousand burning stars.

4. Prince of Pleasure

Let’s analyze. Note Exhibit A-  the shiny, almost greased bald head, complete with the Terminator like sunglasses and bulging traps, and Exhibit B- the incredibly sensual Hello Kitty poster behind him. These two features, combined with his adjective laden claim to sexual prowess… Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I believe we’ve found the sexiest man in the world.

While at the offices of BCU we aren’t avid Miller Lite drinkers, we have to give them props for this ad, parodying the well-known Match.com ads which show “spontaneous” and “unscripted” interviews with “real couples” that met on the site and are now on their way to “perfect, happy, in-love” matrimony.

And while it’s a hilarious ad, and we giggle at the thought of someone actually enjoying Miller Lite that much, it seems to unintentionally say what we’ve been saying for years- silly sites that claim peoples’ main goal in life should be to settle down with “The One” ignore the ever-expanding niche of singles who understand marriage isn’t the only option! Alright, fine, the ad isn’t saying exactly that, but it sure does make you think! Thanks you Miller Lite! Not for your cringe-inducing lager, but for an ad that proves people can be stay single and still be happy, as long as they’ve  got their favorite beer!

If you’re reading this, you’re probably with us on the opinion that Valentine’s Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine’s Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested in staying single and having fun, OBC has created a sexy, fun e-card to send to your favorite booty call, inviting them to join for for an anti-Valentine’s Day night of fun

Click here to send the OBC Valentine’s Day card to a sexy single near you!

In an office where the word “duty” incites 3rd-grader-like giggles, it is no surprise that CollegeHumor’s post about the top oddly sexual product names would cause almost painfully immature bouts of hysterical laughter. And although you may not have the same sense of humor as this bunch of short-bus riding geeks, we thought we’d share our top 5 favorites.

1) Flaming Blue Balls

Yes, flaming blue balls. I have to believe that the creators of this product knew what they were doing. I mean, wouldn’t you assume that a ball that was flaming would be red? A fiery, fiery red? I mean, I know that at really hot temperatures fire can turn blue, but I don’t believe that a low-grade, black market fireworks distributor would take that into consideration.

2)Booty Goo

Because I’m sure having to change a baby’s rashy, diarrhea-scented diaper isn’t gross enough, they’ve created a product called Booty Goo, complete with a picture of a baby and his obscenely huge butt.

3) The Nut TwisterHow are you feeling right about now, gentlemen? Good? Little queasy, maybe? Here, let me help. Go ahead and imagine your “walnuts” being strategically placed into this quality William Bounds nut twister and then twisted. Twisted until the shell breaks. Feel better now? I thought so.

4) Splügen

After a long hard week in the office, nothing makes a Friday better than downing a delicious frothy bottle of Splügen. Don’t forget to pour it right so it has the proper amount of head. Too far? Nah, I didn’t think so.

5) Wack Off!

I’m not even really sure what the manufacturer was going for in this case. I mean, I suppose you “wack” bugs? And I guess you want to keep said bugs “off” you… right? However, those two words strung together make absolutely no sense except to make the girl in Wal-Mart who found it laugh really, really hard.

The BCU staff’s got it pretty good- amongst the old pizza and water bottles, there is usually a case of beer in the fridge, on reserve for late Friday nights working. However, some places don’t have as awesome an office, so they’ve had to improvise. We’ve seen our share of funny ways to hide alcohol. But this guy, who works for a paper company seemingly exactly like Dunder Mifflin from The Office. To the untrained eye, this table is a practical work station strewn with office supplies.

But to the select few who know… this table is a gold mine!

Do you have adult onset ADHD? Does sitting for extended periods of time make you nervous and uncomfortable, even if football is on TV? Never fear, because the fine folks over at HolyTaco have created a Bingo card drinking game for the Super Bowl that will keep you entertained (and possibly belligerent) for the entire 4 quarters.  Print, and enjoy!

BuzzFeed.com recently released a hilarious chart that explains what different sex terms are using pens as the props. By the end they get kinda… gross… but all in all, this is much less uncomfortable than the speech my parents gave me.

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