This video is probably the most hilarious thing that will happen to the Super Bowl this year, unless by some miracle Drew Brees and Peyton Manning bust out a choreographed rendition of Pants on the Ground in the middle of the Sun Life Stadium. Enjoy.

Everyone is talking about the pro-life commercial starring Tim Tebow that CBS has agreed to air during the Super Bowl. Paid for by Focus on the Family, the commercial stars Heisman winner and Bible-passage-sporting Tim Tebow and his mother, discussing how Tim was nearly aborted. Want to know what CBS says they will not air? This 30 second commercial for gay dating site, Mancrush. Very interesting…

If you can’t tell by the second Football-themed post in three days, we at BCU are getting geared up for the most important day of the year: the Super Bowl. We’re just as disappointed as anyone that the Chargers’ penalty-flagged their way out of the game, but come on, guys! Football, beer, and hilarious commercials about beer? We’ll take it. So in the spirit of football and our love of booty, we bring you our top 5 hottest NFL cheer squads, courtesy of Coed magazine.

5. The Carolina Panthers

Two Panther cheerleaders were once kicked out of a club for getting caught having sex in a bathroom. Let that sink in for a moment.

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Back before those sexy, pirate themed outfits were created, the Tampa cheerleaders danced around in an outfit that’s color was reminiscent of a regurgitated creamsicle. Luckily, someone came around and demanded a change, and now the Tampa cheerleaders rock the hottest costumes ever made.

3. Denver Broncos

The poor folks of Denver. Having to deal with high crime-rates, miserable air pressure, and a depressing end of the season. Worst of all is the fact that due to the freezing temperatures, Denver fans rarely get to see these bombshell beauties in anything less than a curve-hugging tracksuit. WHAT A WASTE!

2. San Diego Chargers

Ah yes, BCU’s home team. Beyond the great nightlife, perfect weather, and miles of beaches, here is another reason to move to San Diego. We get to watch those ladies dance almost every Sunday wearing next to nothing. Beat that, Jets, you jerks.

1. Dallas Cowboys

Don’t judge us for picking the obvious! How can you say no to a dance team in booty shorts and cowboy boots?! There is a reason they made a show about the try-outs for the Cowboy cheerleaders. They are absolutely, 100%, no-questions-asked, the hottest cheer squad in America. It’s a fact.

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The Super Bowl is two weeks away. It’s time to start figuring out how you’re gonna spend it. Will you go to a bar? Will you go to a friend’s house? Or will you, against better judgment, throw a party yourself? If you do, there are some ways to make it awesome while also making it less of a headache.

1. Do NOT try and be fancy.

This is a football party, not a gala. Stow the fancy cocktails and gourmet dishes for another time because not only will it get expensive, but your friends will look down upon you in shame. There should be three essential factors for Super Bowl consumption: fatty, spicy, and alcoholic. Chips, dips, pizza, wings, hot dogs, and chili should be the main dishes for this event. Not only will these foods be delicious, but they’re cheap, and they’ll soak up the massive quantity of booze you’ll consume. Which brings us to beer:

2. There is no shame in BYOB.

Mind you, there should be some beer in your fridge, lest you be considered a pansy. However, if you are providing a plethora of greasy dishes, your friends can man up and bring a case of beer! Bust out your biggest cooler and fill it with ice, and as people come, have them dump their beer in, like a communal pool of drunkenness. That way you don’t have to deal with the embarrassing end-of-the-night money collection. While we’re talking about it- stick to beer. Not only will you be glad that no one is black-out drunk before half-time, but clean up will be a whole lot easier.

3. Chairs, for god’s sake! Chairs!

Are you one of those people who has one armchair in their living room and literally no other sitting surfaces? Then do NOT throw a party. We are not in kindergarten, this is not story time, people should not be forced to sit on the floor. In a dire situation, beach/lawn chairs will do. Expect to be ridiculed.

4. Nix the decorations

Assuming your team is not playing (and I will assume that, because the Chargers aren’t), there is no need for streamers or football-shaped lanterns or a multi colored “Happy Super Bowl!” sign on your door. Exception: football shaped bowls (see above photo). On the other hand, if your team is playing, feel free to get 5th grade birthday party all over that living room.

5. Be aware of your guests

And no, I don’t mean that like, “be a gracious host, blah blah blah,” I mean that like, do NOT invite some annoying person who doesn’t care about the game, talks during the commercials  (they’re the best of the year!), or walks in front of the TV during key plays. This person (and I can say this as a woman)  is usually a chick. People will be SUPER pissed if you invite her. So unless you’re trying to sleep with her, just say NO.

Oh no. It’s what we’ve always feared stateside: English soccer player David Beckham scoring a TD on Reggie Bush, Running Back for the nearly undefeated New Orleans Saints. It can’t be true!

Does anyone else feel like this football season has had its fair share of absolutely brainless quarterback decisions? Well, after checking out this phenomenal clip of Lebron James making a full court shot with a football, I wonder if maybe he should pack up and join one of the more pathetic football teams… (Cough, cough, Detroit Lions, cough)

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It seems as though Brazil’s obsession with soccer has finally caused a problem. Who could have seen this coming?

During this weekend’s season-ending matches in Sao Paulo, thieves managed to steal $6 million from a cash-delivery firm. A security guard nearby thought he heard a bang, but assumed it was just fireworks lit by fans. How did they get into the  firm? This is where it gets crazy.

Apparently the thieves bought a house about 100 yards away from the firm four months ago. Throughout that time, while acting as a family (even going so far as buying a Christmas tree), they painstakingly tunneled under the house and up to the money-delivery firm.

Timing it perfectly with the extremely popular Sao-Paulo games, they blasted their way in, making out with over $6 million in cash.

This is a warning to police in Miami- Super Bowl XLIV is no reason to let your guard down!

Full Story @ BBCNews

Football season is in full swing, and while watching the game on a big screen in your living room is fun, there is nothing better than a group of buddies, a barbeque, and some brews right outside the stadium. That being said, no one wants to get pumped up for the game while standing next to your 1999 teal Geo Metro. Get your act together and check out our list of 5 great tailgating cars:

2010 Ford F-150- The definitive big tailgate party truck, this guy’s got enough room for more equipment than you could possibly need. Not to mention the über-convenient step and handle to help you get your 2-ton grill out of the back.

2009 Honda Element- There’s nothing worse than a spilled beer, or worse, potato salad, in the interior of your ride. Never fear, since the Element is water resistant… Rinse away the smell of egg with a garden hose and you’re good to go. Let’s not forget the center console doubles as a cooler!

2009 Dodge Caliber- Equipped with these optional flip down speakers, it’s as though this car was built with tailgating in mind. Everyone in the parking lot will be jealous of your pre-game jams.

2009 Mitsubishi Outlander- With a clamshell tailgate very similar to the Range Rover (below), but at a third of the price, you’ll still have enough money to actually get into the stadium!

2009 Land Rover Range Rover Sport- Nothing says football like filet mignon and Dom Perignon, and if you’ve got the dough to splurge, this luxury SUV will house the most lavish of tailgate parties. Is it worth the $85,000 it’ll set you back? You decide!

Drool over these cars at latimes.com