This incredible video from The Onion News Network reports on the dangers of being stoked too often, from getting sweet sun tattoos to chest-bumping your way to a broken sternum. Are you among the many who are at risk of spending too much of their life being stoked? Watch this video and find out.
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And, college students wonder why tuition keeps increasing? “semen related costs” can get hefty, kids! Take care of your business in your own rooms. Is that too much to ask?
Students at UCLA went postal after it was announced that College fees would be increased by a whopping 32%. According to USnews.com, angry students completely occupied a campus building on protest. 14 students have reportedly been arrested while reports of students being tazered by riot police have been pouring in. The financial troubles of the Golden State have been widely publicized and these may not be the last of tuition hikes that we will see on college campuses all over California.
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It happens to every college freshman. After a night of belligerent excess, you awaken with an obscene Sharpee masterpiece on your forehead and a throbbing headache to remind you of your shame. However, even though your so-called friends decided to volunteer you as the canvas for their impromptu art session, it’s nothing a long shower with lots of soap can’t fix.
But, this guy wasn’t so lucky. After a night drinking with boys, he woke up to find a picture of a large penis tattooed to his leg. It sounds like the perfect, permanent reminder that you should never pass out with your shoes on.
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Tufts University has taken the unspoken rules of roommate consideration one step further. Located in Massachusetts, the college has inserted clauses in their 2009-2010 student handbook prohibiting students from having sex while their roommates are present. Furthermore, students are “no longer allowed to kick their roommates out of the room so that they can engage in sexual activities,” a practice otherwise known as “sexiling.”
Check out the rest of the story at CNN..
As a professor, I understand that college is hard. That’s why I’m always willing to give my students some one-on-one attention.
It’s good to take advantage of every extra credit opportunity, but this person fails gloriously at trying to charm their way into a passing grade.
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- JB
aka The Professor
If you’ve ever visited a college laundry room, descended into those cavernous, poorly lit and inadequately ventilated lairs (why are they always in the basement?), then you’ve seen the haggard desperation in people’s eyes as they bungle through their detested chores. Separating lights from darks, color-safe bleach, quarters, softener, solitary socks forgotten in hasty retreats. It’s no surprise that many students would be willing to trade a little sex for help with the tediousness of laundry.
According to CNN, a recent study of 475 undergraduates at the University of Michigan found that “27 percent of the men and 14 percent of the women who weren’t in a committed relationship had offered someone favors or gifts — help prepping for a test, laundry washing, tickets to a college football game — in exchange for sex.”
College can be pretty stressful, and the prospect of getting a favor AND getting some action sounds like quite the bargain, except for that whole, selling your body part. But don’t mistake those bright college years with pleasure rife as the only place where people are making these sexy trades. People use these tactics at work, at home with their significant others, and quite often, at home with non-significant others, as CNN can attest:
“Ben Corbett, a 39-year-old contractor from Boulder, Colorado, credits his tool belt with prompting the barrage of come-ons he fields from female clients — most of them married — on a regular basis.” CNN: Bartering Sex for Stuff or Services
What loathsome task, desirable gift, or opportunity would you be willing to trade in exchange for sex? I don’t know if I have an answer, but that tool belt sounds like a good idea right about now.
OBC went to Lake Havasu for spring break a couple years ago. By the time we left everyone heard about us and were either wearing an OBC T-shirt or using an OBC Condom. If you haven’t tried doing a Keg Stand in awhile — you’re missing out! Here are a few pics from the trip.
OBC Ladies Representin
Party Time on the Boat
OBC Ladies Getting Down
Mo and OBC Ladies
Me Doing a Keg Stand!
Please don’t ever do this
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Kings (the drinking game)
Kings, Natty Light Style
Booty Call U wants to make sure you learn about one of the greater college past times: the game Kings. It involves one deck of cards, one cup (King cup), at least 3 friends (the more the merrier), and a solid amount of booze. The objective of the game: get crunked up, but make it a ridiculous source of entertainment.
How does it work?
Here are the Rules and here are the cards (in case you can’t remember the rules). The flow of the game is simple: draw a card, follow the rule that goes with the card, and pray that you don’t get the last King. Every time a King is drawn from the deck, the person who chose the King gets to pour some of their drink into the cup in the center of the game (king cup). The unlucky bastard to pull the last King card gets to finish whatever was poured into the King cup. Every card on the deck has a different rule, and things go from funny to crunk in no time.
It is highly recommended that you stick to one alcoholic drink of choice (beer works well), so nobody mixes their spicy Hennessey with your beer and Tequila. This game works great as an ice breaker with a large group, but we’re not responsible for igniting one of the best house parties you’ve ever had.
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