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Other than the obvious reasons to have a booty call on retainer (no gifts, meeting parents, or responsibility), there are actually surprising health benefits to having booty calls. Here are a few that made us have to pick up the phone and set up a booty call for tonight!

1. Sex relieves stress

In a study done by a group of Scottish researchers, men and women who had regular intercourse were able to deal with stressful situations better than those who did not. Doing taxes? Got a big project due for work? Blow some steam off between the sheets and you’ll be happy as a clam while you’re dealing with the stress. Did you catch the two sexual innuendos in that sentence? Muwhahaha.

2. Sex boosts immunity

Ever since the makers of Airborne came out and said their product was nothing more than a crapload of vitamin C and like, dryer lint, I’ve been looking for ways to make sure my body stays in peak health. Turns out, all you gotta do is knock boots occasionally to boost your levels of immunoglobulin A, an antibody that can help you fight off cold. Best new hookup line? “Hey baby, my white blood cell count is low and I feel a cold coming on. Can you boost my IgA levels?” It sounded good in my head, I swear.

3. Sex burns calories

Screw the elliptical. You can burn 85 calories with one 30 minute session of moderately paced sexin’! Way more fun than running on a treadmill, and you’ll get the eye candy of your booty call instead of an old womans sweaty ass in light-blue denim jeans.

4. Sex reduces pain

Yep, you heard it heart first- when you get some booty, your levels of endorphins increase, thus declining any pain in your body. Maybe your hard workout makes you feel like you can barely move, but man up and hop in the sack and you’ll forget all about those tight hamstrings.

5. Sex reduces prostate cancer risk

Prostate cancer is no joke. 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with the disease, but there have been many new facts to come out that can help your fight against it, and one of them happens to be ejaculation. No, you didn’t read that wrong- making several… ::ahem:: emissions a week can lower your chance of prostate cancer by a third! Now that’s a reason to get your booty call list out now!

Get all the facts at WebMD

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CollegeCandy recently posted their list of the top 10 things women never want to know about their boyfriends. The list was pretty standard, from their “number” to anything about their ex. While not 100% accurate, the article got me thinking… what are things you never want to hear from your booty call or friends-with-benefits? Keeping in mind that I am pretty much the ice queen of dating, take my list with a grain of salt, but for the most part, here are the top 5 things your booty call (or friend-with-benefits) never wants to know.

1. Who you slept with last week/yesterday/16 minutes ago

I get that we’re not exclusive. In fact, I revel in that fact because I never have to get dolled up, or remember your birthday (it’s between February and September, right?), or have to keep promises about anything but a time and place. But come on dude, there is no need to chat about Amy or Diana or What’s-her-name-with-the-piercing. Thinking about you dipping your pen in someone else’s ink just makes me feel like a floozy. Save that for your buddies.

2. Your insecurities or feelings

We’ve all got them, and if Freud is right they all stem from our mothers, which are another thing I don’t want to hear about. This is a fun, casual, mainly physical relationship, and the second you mention that you’ve been “kinda depressed recently,” I will magically create a very important meeting that I’m totally late for.

3. That you’re interested in me

This is somewhat of a Catch-22, as we are pretty dang close, what with the sexing and nakedness and all. However, I’d rather you not ask what my dreams for the future are, or anything about my family or childhood. That will only lead to you to ask, “so, how’d your brother’s SAT’s go?” the next time we hook up, and that is a big no-no.

4. That you’re “Sorry”

Don’t apologize for calling at 1 AM, or for skipping out early. It makes me think that you think I’m being used, or taken advantage of or something. We’re both adults here and I could easily call it quits whenever I want, so stop coming off as condescending and take your pants off.

5. You want to hang out again

Alright, Buster Brown. Let’s break down the basis of this “relationship” again. This works because it is unplanned, spontaneous, non-committal, and exciting. By asking when we can hang out again, you’re implying that you don’t have anything else (or anyone else) to do except hang out with me. Goodbye mystery, hello monotony. No thank you.

If you’re reading this, you’re probably with us on the opinion that Valentine’s Day is a boring, fairly worthless holiday. Geared towards the same couples who celebrate their 7 week anniversary, Valentine’s Day is basically a money-making scheme by the restaurant, flower, and chocolate industry. So for all of us sane folk who are interested in staying single and having fun, OBC has created a sexy, fun e-card to send to your favorite booty call, inviting them to join for for an anti-Valentine’s Day night of fun

Click here to send the OBC Valentine’s Day card to a sexy single near you!

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If guys think about sex every 6 seconds, then you could probably venture to say they think about threesomes every time two hot girls are standing next to each other. To some it seems like an unattainable fantasy, most likely due to the combination of guys having next to no game, and girls being a little apprehensive. Although we can’t really help you with your lack of game , we can give ya some tips from AskMen.com on how to improve your chances of getting two ladies in the sack… at the same time.

1) Don’t do it with your girlfriend

I don’t care if she said she’d do it on your birthday, or if she says she’s totally secure, this is just a bad, bad idea. First of all, she’ll probably put it off for months and months until it finally happens, then she’ll feel super guilty, and then she’ll hate you, the other girl, and especially herself. The whole point of being in a relationship is that she doesn’t have to share you, and if you so much as look at the other chick, she’ll probably freak out.

2) Have an ally

Old flings and past booty-calls are your best friend in this situation, because they’ve already had sex with you. Once you slept with someone, the chance of it happening again is exponentially increased. By going out with her and some friends, and being confident and dominant, you will have a much easier time getting a threesome to occur. However, there is no need to plan the night out before hand. Keep the pressure off and just let things happen as they go.

3) Alcohol is your friend

We’re not talking sloppy, belligerent drunk. But a few drinks will obviously take the edge off, and bars are a great place to meet singles looking for a good time. Go out with a group of friends at the bar with your old flame and check out the scene. Once you find your target, let the ladies do most of the talking. Sacrifice your ears to a couple hours of nonstop chatter and you’ll be rewarded.

4) Take it back to your place

“It’s so loud in here, let’s go back to my apartment” is the tried and true method to get ladies back to your place. It will help that there are two of them because they’ll feel safer about it. And by going back to your house instead of one of their’s, they’ll both be out of their element and you will be in the dominant position. This may sound creepy, but like I said earlier, in this situation, girls want a guy who will have the upper hand.

5) Get the ball rolling…

… with a couple glasses of wine and some sensual, but not overly sexual massaging. By initiating touch, their comfort zone will expand to include you. One of the best methods for initiating the threesome is daring the girls to kiss. Most women aren’t opposed to some sexy making out… and once that happens all you’ve gotta do is get them back to your room for the real deal.

Call up  a booty call tonight, and make it happen!

This winter, San Diego has been disturbingly warm. As in, going to the beach, short sleeves at night, global warming is real-type weather. That is, until about two days ago. Apparently Mother Nature has gone completely nuts, because it will not stop raining. However, the BCU staff always looks on the bright side. Here are some ways to have an awesome Rainy Day Booty Call.

1. Get Limber

A few posts ago we wrote about the benefits of Bikram’s Yoga (bigger erections, anyone?), and right now is the perfect time to start. Take your booty call to a heated yoga class, where the two of you can get sweaty, warm, and limber. Then take the sexual tension back to your place and let your bodies do the talking!

2. Get Cookin’

Stir up some sexy food using libido enhancing foods like: avocado, figs, and oysters. Pour some wine and perhaps light some candles. The sound of the rain coupled with your erotic dinner will set the stage for some awesome winter booty.

3. Hit up the Spa

Over here in the Southwest, it’s been far too hot to enjoy a dip in the jacuzzi, until now. Grab your date and slip into a nice heated Jacuzzi (or just a bath) and see where it takes you. Remember: swimsuits are optional!

4. Play in the Rain

Maybe it sounds like the cheesy climactic point of every romantic comedy, but there is a reason the two characters always end up making out in the rain. It is totally sexy! Grab your partner in crime and get it on in the rain… and once it gets too cold, head inside for tip #5!

5. Play some Strip Poker

Light a fire in the fireplace and set up a game of strip poker nearby. Two-players will go by much faster than playing with a group, which is all the better! Whoever wins gets to call the shots afterwards, if you know what we mean (wink wink).

This past weekend on SNL, Alicia Keys and Andy Samberg performed a seriously priceless sketch, where a tipsy (and totally gorgeous) Miss Keys calls up Andy for a booty call! Were not exactly sure what this strange, awkward character Andy was playing, but it was cringe-worthy in all the right ways. A private note to Alicia- you should’ve called us instead!

See the Full Video here, at Hulu.com

In a new biography, author Peter Biskind claims that  ’60s movie star Warren Beatty slept with around 13,000 women! Assuming my math is correct (and it probably isn’t), that would mean he had to have bedded about 1.7 women per day for the 20 years he was in the spotlight. Sounds like we should all be taking lessons from Mr. Beatty, the booty call master!

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We all remember JFK as a one of the most inspirational presidents to ever run the United States. And given his good looks, we all knew he probably had quite a way with the ladies. What we didn’t realize, though, is that he was a total playboy! In this recently discovered photograph, a man looking an awful lot like JFK is shown on a boat with 4 naked ladies! Although the authenticity of the photo has not been completely determined, as far as our eyes can tell, JFK was a booty call master!

Read more and see the high quality photo at TMZ.

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That’s right, another condom story! In an effort to raise STD awareness, a giant condom has been placed right in a main shopping area of Italy. The condom is so massive, in fact, that 230 people can fit inside it!

Find the full story here.

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This creative ad from Durex Condoms adds another point to our List of Reasons You Should Stay Single: It saves you money! A package of condoms costs you as little as $2.50, but imagine what having a kid will set you back!

See more funny condom ads at Oddee.com