S&M and fuzzies are so 2009.  The Asylum recently compiled some hot, somewhat disturbing, new fetishes to watch for in 2010.

5.  Somnophilia

If you ask me, this one is kind of boring. As long as the “morning wood” phenomenon exists, women will never be weirded out by what is called “sleepy sex,” or, trying to arouse a person while they are still sleeping. However, in the wrong situation, this might also be called “rape.”

4. Agalmatophilia

Although it has yet to be officially considered a fetish, Agalmatophilia is definitely real: having sexual feelings for dolls, robots, or mannequins. We’re banking on it happening this year, especially with the arrival of Roxxxy, the newest sex robot that can actually have conversations with you. Although I guess the appeal of the mannequins is that they keep their mouths shut, right?

3. E-Stim

Apparently, vibrators weren’t enough. E-Stim is the use of electric currents to stimulate parts of the body. I feel like this could potentially be hot, except that the machinery looks like it was dreamt up by Marty McFly back in 1985.

2. Emetophilia

Disgusting, offensive, and yet by all means viral, the 2 Girls 1 Cup video suddenly made us aware of Emetophilia, or the sexual fascination with vomit and vomiting. Apparently the action of puking on someone is called a Roman Shower, which sounds fancy and expensive, not repulsive and disgusting. But hey, I guess that’s exactly what a fetish should be.

1. Tentacle Porn

Exactly how it sounds.  Tentacle porn is a Japanese strain of pornography that involves octopi, squids, and tentacled aliens having sex with women. End of story.

Thanks Asylum, for making our sex lives sound totally boring and average!

The rumors are true. Apple is holding a special event to announce its newest product on January 27th. It will  be pretty tough to top the iPhone, but we’re counting on the ingenuity of the Apple team to make something mind-blowing.  Check back with us for the scoop on January 28th!

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We at BCU were so excited when we heard about 2009’s “Cougar Cruise,” a 3-day cruise hosted by the Singles Travel Company, that we were practically counting down the days until the next one. What’s better than a boat full of hot older women? Unfortunately, we may never get the chance to experience it. Carnival Cruise Line has rejected the request for a 2nd annual Cougar Cruise.

According to SignOnSanDiego, Carnival says that they would like to focus on family oriented cruises. Well, if they wanted to kill our fun, they succeeded.

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If you passed by any hotels and clubs on New Years Day you were bound to see a couple walk-of-shames, a few people without shoes, and about 80% of the population with a look of pure, hungover desperation in their eyes. And although one’s usual cure for a hangover is a breakfast burrito and 74 glasses of water, Epicurious.com has a few ideas (including some alcoholic beverages, woo hoo!) to help you get through those disastrous post-party hours.

Get some great Hangover cures at Epicurious.com

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Wired Magazine just posted a pretty funny list of things we’ll most likely be saying to our grand children in the far flung future. It wasn’t so long ago that we had no idea what a “tweet” was and mobile phones weighed 10 pounds.

Our personal favorite? Number 3: “Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head.”

DJ Earworm graced us with this totally awesome mash-up of the years top 25 Billboard hits. From Kings of Leon to Beyonce to Miley Cyrus, somehow this soon-to-be club hit never misses a beat. We dare you not to dance!

“Can we pick up where we left off?”

PLEASE DO! It seems like ages since the awesome superhero action flick Iron Man was released in 2008. If you’re like me, you’ve been yearning for more big-screen Marvel madness since you saw it in theaters and then rented it (bought the special edition).

Check out this first peak at Iron Man 2, due out next year!

More at the HollywoodReporter

Bestofthe2000s.com has compiled a list of this decade’s funniest and most creative commercials. We’re a little disappointed that OBC’s commercials didn’t make the list but, with our new ads, OBC is a shoo-in for 2010.