Apparently it’s time for OBC to make an appearance in Korea.

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A 28 year old Korean guy named Lee Jin-gyu just married his ‘dakimakura,’ a kind of body pillow with an anime character on it. Don’t worry, this isn’t a normal practice in Korea, apparently there he’s called “otaku,” a word that is translated roughly to “obsessive” and “nerd.” He takes the pillow to the movies, fairs, and out to dinner, and yes, he gets the pillow a meal.

Jin-gyu, come on. Sign on to OBC and meet some real booty. Leave that poor pillow alone!

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Second only to perhaps Mardi Gras, Spring Break is one of the hottest, most debauchery-filled holidays (holi-weeks?) of the year. Unlike Mardi Gras, however, you’re less likely to face an onslaught of  old-lady-gone-wild fun bags in your face, because Spring break is much more a college holiday. Thank god.

1) Cancun, Mexico

The omnipotent ruler of Spring Break destinations is in Cancun, Mexico. The hottest college kids will be tanned and toned and ready to party, and you will, at some point, probably find yourself in the middle of a Girls Gone Wild taping.

Downside: Being in Mexico, there is always a chance that you’ll be caught in the middle of a drug lord shoot out or corrupt police abduction.

2) Cozumel, Mexico

If you’re looking for a more relaxed, less hardcore Spring Break, Cozumel is a great alternative to its raunchier Mexican counterparts. With gorgeous Caribbean beaches and great snorkeling sites, Cozumel is likely to make you consider never going home again.

Downside: You want a “less hardcore”  Spring Break? Jeez. Bo-ring.

3) The Bahamas

Probably the most beautiful place on our list, it has been scientifically proven that you can not be unhappy while vacationing in The Bahamas (don’t quote me on that). Awesome nightlife, enough casinos to bankrupt you, and pristine beaches on which to sleep off your hangover? What more could you ask for?

Downside: It’s a third world country.

4) Ft. Lauderdale

The OG of Spring Break destinations, Ft. Lauderdale started the tradition of Spring Break being notorious for “binge drinking, recreational drug use, and casual sex.” So if you want to be a part of party history, hop a flight to Florida and get the party started.

Downside: Ft. Lauderdale suuuuuucks.

5) Lake Havasu, AZ

I know what you’re thinking. Why would I want to spend Spring Break in Arizona?! I’ll tell you why. Lake Havasu. Boats. Half naked women. Beer. What else could you possibly want for your Spring Break?

Downside: Don’t get too drunk or you’ll either get arrested by the “Party Police” or fall off a boat and get ripped to shreds by your boat’s propeller.

Julie Spira is a online dater who, in 15 years, has been on 250 dates, had 4 marriage proposals, and one divorce. This apparently has trained her to be the expert on online dating, so she wrote a book, ” The Perils of Cyber-Dating.”

In this clip from KTLA news where she discusses the various types of online dating, OBC gets a quick, but awesome shout out. OBC is joining the big leagues, boys! Watch out!

Ah yes, the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party. It was less than a month ago but it feels like it’s been ages!

Tre Mannings, our MDS contestant, was flown out from his home in Pennsylvania, put up in a stellar hotel, and then treated to a night on the town, OBC style!

The night ended with a party at San Diego’s Stingaree club, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt, and his chance to win a million bucks, all in celebration OnlineBootyCall hitting the 4 million member mark!

We could regale you with stories about the celebs, sexy women, and premium liquors that flowed from our bottle service tables that night if our memories weren’t all so foggy, so instead, we’ll let this video do the talking!

The Winter Olympics are pretty badass, when you think about it. Did you know there is a sport that combines skiing and shooting guns? There is. But then again, there is also curling (boring), pairs figure skating (only good if someone breaks a bone), and cross-country skiing (add polar bears and then we’ll talk). I submit that we trash all those sports and replace them with this obviously superior sport from a Japanese game show- The Human Toss.

Just when you thought Shaun White couldn’t make you feel more worthless as a man, he decided to master a new skill which basically skyrockets him to levels no other snowboarder could dream of. Just in time for this years’ Winter Olympics, he learned a Double McTwist 12, which is not, as I learned, a fancy McDonalds churro, but instead a trick which involves two flips and three twists. Piece of cake, if you ask me.

With the high stress and intense amount of pressure that mounts on an athlete during the Olympics, we often wonder what they could possibly do to blow off some steam. With drugs and alcohol out of the mix (drug testing is mandatory and who wants to be hungover while speed skating), there is only one option: sex.

While Durex condoms sponsored the Athens games and handed out 130,000 condoms, Vancouver decided to take advantage of its legal prostitution by creating a sort of “union” of the West Coast Cooperative of Sex Professionals,  informing their ladies of the night about sex safe, and creating non-Brothel places where the non-Olympic “activities” could take place.

This is great news, because since we lost the bid for the 2012 summer games, we can go for 2014’s Winter Olympics, hosted in Nevada, sponsored by the Bunny Ranch and Trojan condoms!

Check out the full story @ COED

Let’s face it, aside from the blonde bimbos you see over on Fox News, American TV hosts, are, for the most part, pretty haggard. I mean, I know Tyra used to be a model, and a beautiful one at that, but even she’s turned into a crazy, train wreck of a host. I always assumed this was a trend, perhaps to get on television you have to look like your everyday, average sun-damaged nobody. Until BroBible unearthed some photos of utterly mind-blowing hotties from the news channels of other countries. This is so unfair.

1. Sara Varone; Italian TV host

I don’t feel the need to caption this photo.

2.Sarah Hendy, British TV host

Look at those legs! What a shame that they stay hidden behind a desk all day.

3. Rashel Diaz, Latin American TV host

Latina hotties like this make me wish I spoke Spanish so I wouldn’t look creepy watching their TV shows with the sound off.

4. Melissa Theuriau, French news anchor

With a tan like that, you can’t help but imagine this goddess laying out in the French Riviera. Topless? We can only hope.

5. Sonia Ferrer, Spanish TV host

You don’t ever get to see cleavage like that on American news channels. All you see are pasty 40-somethings in men’s button ups and suit coats. If Sofia hosted news shows in America, maybe I’d know what the heck is going on with our economy. Thanks for nothing, CNN.

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Happy Fat Tuesday, BCU readers! Break out your beads, gentlemen, because Mardi Gras, code word for indulgence, is finally here. San Diego’s celebration is set to tear up the streets of the Gaslamp, but before heading out to make a fools of ourselves, we figured we’d set some groundrules. Here are BCU’s Mardi Gras regulations.

1. DO train before the big day.

Although a week long detox in preparation may sound like a good idea, you have to compare your liver to your stomach for this event- you can’t let it get lazy and/or shrink. Prepare by drinking copious amounts of liquor in the days preceding Fat Tuesday, so you can get used to the inevitable wrath of the spins and mind-numbing hangovers.

2. DON’T pee on the streets.

Maybe back in the early 1980s this was considered a funny, celebratory aspect of Mardi Gras. However, with stringent new laws on “exposing yourself,” peeing on the street will only lead to either an expensive citation or a one way ticket out of the party. Find a bathroom, you streetrat.

3.  DO dress the part.

If you show up in something boring, say a suit, or any type of pant with the word “cargo” in the name, you will feel out of place, if not flat out ashamed. This is the one day out of the year that it is okay to rock a sparkly mask and crazy shirt. If you’re planning to get lucky, though, keep the glitter to your mask. Your shirt should not shine.

4. DON’T yell “show us your boobs!” anywhere outside the party.

At least in San Diego, Mardi Gras is confined to an 8 block radius, presumably to keep the booze-fueled miscreants away from the general public. Once you leave the gates of the party though, pull your self-control out back out of your ass and do NOT shout that refrain at elderly French-Catholic women out for dinner. However, on that note…

5. Ladies, DO take all degrading shouts with a grain of salt.

On Fat Tuesday, you will likely witness the most disturbing acts of male debauchery that you have or will ever see. But let’s be honest, this holiday has evolved from a religious tradition into a holiday based on giving women plastic beads to expose themselves. This is the one day this happens (assuming you don’t spend spring break in Mexico), so just drop it. Don’t flash dudes if you don’t want, but don’t complain. It’s not worth it.

You’ve got less than 5 hours to gear up for this day of ultimate debauchery. Get to the bar and gimme 20 (shots)!

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Unfortunately, some people in the world have not been exposed to the wonders of OBC… and because they have no access to no-strings-attached booty, they resort to sex toys, some disturbingly technological, and some tried and true, like the blow up doll. A man named Yang in Shanghai was a fan of these, until one sad day he came across a internet forum where people totally blasted guys who use blow up dolls, calling them everything from losers and jerks to freaks who should be blown off the earth. Depressed and miserable and probably horny, Yang took his sex doll up to the roof of his six-story building, said goodbye cruel world,  and jumped. When the neighbors heard a massive BANG, they assumed it was probably his intestines hitting nearby cars, but nope- It was his blow up doll, who exploded, but broke his fall. He was just knocked out for a little bit.

She even sacrificed herself for him! Now that is true love.