Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn’t mean you can’t find an awesome chick ready to make out with you in a cab somewhere. Women usually have a weird taste for a type of guy that perhaps other women would be repulsed by. The staff at Lemondrop recently listed some of their readers’ submissions. Let me give you the run down.

1. The super-geek

So, along with knowing your way around a lady’s body, you can also take apart and fix my hard drive? Swoon. I could care less if your social skills are pathetic at best, we can cuddle and read Engadget all night and I’ll clean your glasses when they get foggy.

2. The sweaty Euro dude

So, somehow you manage to take a shower and still smell like you sleep under a dumpster? And you’ve got some teeth issues that haven’t been seen since the Mesozoic era? That’s cool with me, just talk to me with that accent and don’t breathe on me, we’ll be just fine.

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3. The scrawny Spanish hipster

Translation:  Gael Garcia Bernal.

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4. The chubby bearded dude

We all know I have a disturbing (but adorable) obsession with Zach Galiafinakis. However, I’m not sure about most other men in this category. The chance of finding food particles or dirt or small animals in that beard is just too high for me to be into it. Usually.

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5. Meat-heads

If you spend more time getting ready for a night out than I do, that’s a dealbreaker. And while I’m no Snooki, most of us ladies wouldn’t be opposed to a one-nighter with a guy who looks like he might be dabbling in NO2 supplements or their more illegal cousin, Steroids. Like I said, just for one night cause I wouldn’t want to clean the spray tan off my nice sheets, but it still sounds fun, especially if they’ve got a little rage issue. Just kidding. I’m not into that. I swear.

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We were all aware that Victoria’s Secret is great at doing anything and everything to make guys horny (Except airbrushing out nipples. That’s just whack), so it should come as no surprise that in the newest VS catalog, they featured their newest bathing suit, which is TOPLESS. We know it’s supposed to be super sexy, but something about that thing totally reminds us of Borat. Which is not sexy.

Improv Everywhere has been putting on staged events across the world since its inception in 2001, and one of its most popular is the annual “No Pants! Subway Ride,” which prompts Americans to get on the subway, sans pants, and act as though nothing strange is going on. This year, thousands of people participated, creeping the daylights out of most anyone in their path.

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This little girl has exactly the same face we’d probably have if faced with this situation.

BluBlu used city space tattooed with graffiti to create a work of art. It is one part animation, one part mural, a dash of al fresco video editing, and a darker tinge of humor.

Ever wonder what to do with all those empty beer cans lying around your apartment after a huge party? You could scoop them all up into trash bags and call it a day, or you could be like this guy, and turn it into a medieval suit of armor. I dub thee Knight of Intoxica!

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If huge, over-sized novelty items are your thing, and you enjoy totally creeping women out, these hilarious Lifestyles condom pillows should be on your Christmas list. Not only is there a tiny pocket for your real condoms (that you probably will never get to use), but inside is a giant, body length cotton condom! Hop around while wearing it and watch the women flock to you!

Go Shopping @ Esty.com

Every year, the storefronts in New York City become adorned with holiday lights, trees, and yuletide cheer. However, the most buzzed about store display doesn’t feature  Santa Clause or candy canes. The XOXO store has created in its display window a sort of mock-apartment, where two live models go about mundane tasks such as checking their e-mail or painting their fingernails. Sometimes though, a girl’s gotta change, and the stripping down happens right there in the store windows too!

As you might expect, the changing times are the most popular at the store front, to the point where a security guard has been hired to make sure the crowd doesn’t overflow into the streets. While most (especially guys) love the idea of a voyeuristic store ad, some naysayers are so upset that they tried to call the police. Although the cops decided no laws were being broken, we’re guessing they stopped by to break up the crowd and catch a peek for themselves ; ).

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The temperature is dropping and ladies are starting to dress like they live in the Alps. With Halloween over, do we really have to wait until New Years Eve to see some completely scandelous, and weather-innapropriate, attire?

Not to worry. We’ve compiled our top 5 hotties in Christmas outfits. Happy holidays!

5. Katy Perry

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There is no doubt that this hot singer-songwriter is full of holiday cheer in her trio of Christmas themed outfits. Who knows what kind of presents are under that tree?.

4. Britney Spears-

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In her heyday, Britney made millions of guys sweat with her steamy Pepsi Ads. Now, the story is a little different. Oh, how we miss the 90’s.

3. Gisele Bundchen

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The years go by and we can’t help but still love this runway goddess. She is enough to convince us that there may really be a Santa Clause. Tom Brady is a lucky, lucky man.

2. Michelle Monaghan

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This beauty may have been in some pretty forgettable movies but she makes the list of our Christmas hotties. There’s something about that gun that she is holding. “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

1. Alessandra Ambrosio

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Can you really blame us for including two Victoria’s Secret models? The holiday runway show hosts a plethora of the world’s hottest Christmas angels, and it’s impossible to choose just one. Alessandra, with her mile-long legs and gorgeous Brazilian features, is by far the sexiest Christmas hotty.

See more Christmas hotties at the source: Manofest.com

Ladies, it’s time to realize summer is over. As much as we miss the warm sun and the opportunity to wear next to nothing, it’s no excuse to start dressing like you live under a bridge. We’ve got some fashions that will keep you warm and looking hot.

1. Coats

Obviously, it’s Winter. You can not get away with wearing your Dartmouth sweatshirt until February. A good investment in a coat will last no less than 2 years, and can really dress up a pair of jeans. Wool pea coats and leather or faux-leather bomber jackets are perfect, and will keep you toasty even in the coldest of months.

2. Boots

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Both practical and adorable, a solid pair of boots are a necessity for Winter. There are so many ways to go with boots, from ankle high booties to rugged knee high boots that any girl can find her style. Plus they’ll keep you warmer than a basic pair of heels.

3. Tights

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To avoid falling into the jeans-every-day winter slump, a bunch of  opaque tights are your answer. Available in just about every color under the sun, and thick enough to keep out most of the cold, opaque tights can brighten up any dreary winter outfit.

4. The Fanny Pack

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Not the same teal nylon one that your mother toted around Disneyland in 85, but the same idea. Super fashionable fanny packs, created by Louis Vuitton and other high fashion brands, are a nice escape from the boring duffel bag sized bags of last season.

5. The Hoodie-Scarf

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While your snowboarding beanie may keep your head warm, it makes you look like a teenage runaway. Clean up your look with one of these new scarf/hoodie combos that, like opaque tights, come in tons of colors. If you just have to combine two warming articles, please, skip the Snuggie, and go for the… um…  Scoodie.

More Winter Fashion Ideas at AllWomenTalk

We recently came upon this awesome photoshoot of great actors, from their blockbuster movies, in their street clothes. It’s cool to see them reenact some of our favorite scenes classed up in three piece suits!

Our personal favorites:

Gerard Butler, from 300

Christian Bale, from American Psycho

Sam Neill, from Jurassic Park

Check out the rest, including the Governator, at the Source.