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Second only to perhaps Mardi Gras, Spring Break is one of the hottest, most debauchery-filled holidays (holi-weeks?) of the year. Unlike Mardi Gras, however, you’re less likely to face an onslaught of  old-lady-gone-wild fun bags in your face, because Spring break is much more a college holiday. Thank god.

1) Cancun, Mexico

The omnipotent ruler of Spring Break destinations is in Cancun, Mexico. The hottest college kids will be tanned and toned and ready to party, and you will, at some point, probably find yourself in the middle of a Girls Gone Wild taping.

Downside: Being in Mexico, there is always a chance that you’ll be caught in the middle of a drug lord shoot out or corrupt police abduction.

2) Cozumel, Mexico

If you’re looking for a more relaxed, less hardcore Spring Break, Cozumel is a great alternative to its raunchier Mexican counterparts. With gorgeous Caribbean beaches and great snorkeling sites, Cozumel is likely to make you consider never going home again.

Downside: You want a “less hardcore”  Spring Break? Jeez. Bo-ring.

3) The Bahamas

Probably the most beautiful place on our list, it has been scientifically proven that you can not be unhappy while vacationing in The Bahamas (don’t quote me on that). Awesome nightlife, enough casinos to bankrupt you, and pristine beaches on which to sleep off your hangover? What more could you ask for?

Downside: It’s a third world country.

4) Ft. Lauderdale

The OG of Spring Break destinations, Ft. Lauderdale started the tradition of Spring Break being notorious for “binge drinking, recreational drug use, and casual sex.” So if you want to be a part of party history, hop a flight to Florida and get the party started.

Downside: Ft. Lauderdale suuuuuucks.

5) Lake Havasu, AZ

I know what you’re thinking. Why would I want to spend Spring Break in Arizona?! I’ll tell you why. Lake Havasu. Boats. Half naked women. Beer. What else could you possibly want for your Spring Break?

Downside: Don’t get too drunk or you’ll either get arrested by the “Party Police” or fall off a boat and get ripped to shreds by your boat’s propeller.

Julie Spira is a online dater who, in 15 years, has been on 250 dates, had 4 marriage proposals, and one divorce. This apparently has trained her to be the expert on online dating, so she wrote a book, ” The Perils of Cyber-Dating.”

In this clip from KTLA news where she discusses the various types of online dating, OBC gets a quick, but awesome shout out. OBC is joining the big leagues, boys! Watch out!

Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn’t mean you can’t find an awesome chick ready to make out with you in a cab somewhere. Women usually have a weird taste for a type of guy that perhaps other women would be repulsed by. The staff at Lemondrop recently listed some of their readers’ submissions. Let me give you the run down.

1. The super-geek

So, along with knowing your way around a lady’s body, you can also take apart and fix my hard drive? Swoon. I could care less if your social skills are pathetic at best, we can cuddle and read Engadget all night and I’ll clean your glasses when they get foggy.

2. The sweaty Euro dude

So, somehow you manage to take a shower and still smell like you sleep under a dumpster? And you’ve got some teeth issues that haven’t been seen since the Mesozoic era? That’s cool with me, just talk to me with that accent and don’t breathe on me, we’ll be just fine.

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3. The scrawny Spanish hipster

Translation:  Gael Garcia Bernal.

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4. The chubby bearded dude

We all know I have a disturbing (but adorable) obsession with Zach Galiafinakis. However, I’m not sure about most other men in this category. The chance of finding food particles or dirt or small animals in that beard is just too high for me to be into it. Usually.

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5. Meat-heads

If you spend more time getting ready for a night out than I do, that’s a dealbreaker. And while I’m no Snooki, most of us ladies wouldn’t be opposed to a one-nighter with a guy who looks like he might be dabbling in NO2 supplements or their more illegal cousin, Steroids. Like I said, just for one night cause I wouldn’t want to clean the spray tan off my nice sheets, but it still sounds fun, especially if they’ve got a little rage issue. Just kidding. I’m not into that. I swear.

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Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it’s 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like… zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit up your booty call is the VERY real possibility of being misunderstood. There is no subtext in texting, so you’ve got to tread lightly. Here are BCU’s rules for booty call texting.

1) Get the initial text out early

Please, please, don’t send a “preemptive” booty call text at 11AM. It reeks of desperation and even if they don’t have plans for the night, they will probably make some up. However, to ensure that your booty call doesn’t make plans with his/her backup booty, send a text at 9 or 10 at night asking their plans for the night, that way you can gauge what your chances are. If they’re sick in bed, you’ve might have to dip into your reserves tonight.

2) Don’t beat around the bush

While the initial text shouldn’t say, “Booty call?” after a hey what’s up, or a what are you up to tonight, don’t bother chatting about school or work or your grandmother’s arthritis. Assuming a booty call has happened between you two before, you both know what’s going down here. No need to pretend to be interested in small talk. Make your plans and then get on with your night. It’s the anonymity that makes booty calls fun.

3)  Don’t be too explicit

While you both know the direction the night is going, getting too dirty while just in the pre-hook up texting stage is a big ol’ no-no. Once the plans are in motion, don’t send more than maybe 3 text messages throughout the night, otherwise you risk ruining the fun of the unplanned booty call. Just showing up ready for action is sexier than detailing every moment in awkward, misspelled text messages.

4) Keep emoticons to a minimum

The occasional wink is flirty and suggestive. A wink or smile after every sentence is irritating and feels a bit like you’re flirting with a 6th grader.  This is fact.

5) Give up the ghost

No response in two hours? Stop. Texting. It’s not gonna happen. All you’re doing by texting in 10 minute intervals is making your self look like a head case. A desperate, unattractive head case.

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Are you a particularly nefarious, multi-millionaire professional golfer who enjoys dozens of mistresses at once while keeping your unfairly sexy Swedish wife around too? Probably not. But if you’ve got his tendencies (cheating, lying, Ambien problem, etc), you might want to download this new iPhone app; “Tiger Text,” which you can program to automatically delete your text messages after a certain amount of time.

The app developer behind Tiger Text claims the name isn’t based on the golfer, but the animal, as tigers are “hard to track.” Sure, app developer. A giant cat with orange with black stripes in the middle of a jungle is practically invisible. Sure.

Just think- you’ll never worry about your significant other accidently reading about that crazy sleeping pill sex you had with that porn star last weekend. Or, you know, something like that.

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Along with misspellings, fart jokes, and people falling down, the BCU staff’s immature 12-year-old boy sense of humor includes unintended sexual innuendo. Luckily, some guy in Connecticut snapped this pic from a Friendly’s menu that made us giggle like children.

Ah yes, the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party. It was less than a month ago but it feels like it’s been ages!

Tre Mannings, our MDS contestant, was flown out from his home in Pennsylvania, put up in a stellar hotel, and then treated to a night on the town, OBC style!

The night ended with a party at San Diego’s Stingaree club, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt, and his chance to win a million bucks, all in celebration OnlineBootyCall hitting the 4 million member mark!

We could regale you with stories about the celebs, sexy women, and premium liquors that flowed from our bottle service tables that night if our memories weren’t all so foggy, so instead, we’ll let this video do the talking!

Sure, Germany was the launching point of one of the most detestable wars this Earth has or ever will see, but that aside, the Germans have given us some great stuff. The first automobile, beer, sausage, Oktoberfest (beer), birth control, beer… I mean, really, could you conduct yourself for a day without the many inventions that our lederhosen-sporting brethren have given us? I think not.

And just to add to the ingenuity of this glorious country, they are the official leader of “Nude Sledging,” which can be translated into “Hot Blonde German Chicks Sledding Down a Hill All Naked and Stuff.”

While at the offices of BCU we aren’t avid Miller Lite drinkers, we have to give them props for this ad, parodying the well-known Match.com ads which show “spontaneous” and “unscripted” interviews with “real couples” that met on the site and are now on their way to “perfect, happy, in-love” matrimony.

And while it’s a hilarious ad, and we giggle at the thought of someone actually enjoying Miller Lite that much, it seems to unintentionally say what we’ve been saying for years- silly sites that claim peoples’ main goal in life should be to settle down with “The One” ignore the ever-expanding niche of singles who understand marriage isn’t the only option! Alright, fine, the ad isn’t saying exactly that, but it sure does make you think! Thanks you Miller Lite! Not for your cringe-inducing lager, but for an ad that proves people can be stay single and still be happy, as long as they’ve  got their favorite beer!

A couple months ago we did an article on the best iPhone apps for dates, which included some great tools for finding restaurants and movie theaters to take a hot date. However, it has come to our attention that not every human being is endowed with an iPhone, so we thought we’d grace all you Droiders and Blackberry-users with some web friendly apps that will help you get laid.

1. OpenTable

Look like the elite of the elite, and totally wow your date, by making a reservation without ever picking up the phone. OpenTable lets you type in your chosen restaurant and a time and see if a table is available. If not, it’ll direct you to nearby restaurants with open tables. No word on if Chipotle or Taco Bell is listed.

2. Groove Shark

This is one of those apps you need to check out now, because it could be gone very soon. It’s a music streaming site with an absolutely massive library and the ability to create playlists. Look like you dropped the big bucks for a ton of music, when in reality, it’s totally free!

3. Mint

This app might not help you get booty, exactly, but it will help you organize your finances so you know how much money you’ve been spending on booty. There comes a point in every man’s life when he realizes he’s been shelling out way too much dough and not receiving sexual compensation. Supply and demand, bull and bear market, all that jazz.

4. YouSendIt

If she’s been teasing you with the idea of some “sexy video” she has in store for you, but says it’s “too big to e-mail,” stop her BS by sending her a link to YouSendIt, a hosting site where you can upload media files up to 100MB. If she actually delivers on her promise, you’ll be one-clicking yourself to NSFW sexiness in no time.

5. GoogleVoice

This VOIP tool is great on a ton of levels, from assigning you a phone number and voice mail, to delivering transcripts of voice messages, and free calling anywhere in the United States. But the best part? The ability to mark those callers you want to ignore (ex-girlfriends, booty calls gone wrong, and your landlord) as spam. Take that, crazy ex!