Apparently it’s time for OBC to make an appearance in Korea.

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A 28 year old Korean guy named Lee Jin-gyu just married his ‘dakimakura,’ a kind of body pillow with an anime character on it. Don’t worry, this isn’t a normal practice in Korea, apparently there he’s called “otaku,” a word that is translated roughly to “obsessive” and “nerd.” He takes the pillow to the movies, fairs, and out to dinner, and yes, he gets the pillow a meal.

Jin-gyu, come on. Sign on to OBC and meet some real booty. Leave that poor pillow alone!

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Second only to perhaps Mardi Gras, Spring Break is one of the hottest, most debauchery-filled holidays (holi-weeks?) of the year. Unlike Mardi Gras, however, you’re less likely to face an onslaught of  old-lady-gone-wild fun bags in your face, because Spring break is much more a college holiday. Thank god.

1) Cancun, Mexico

The omnipotent ruler of Spring Break destinations is in Cancun, Mexico. The hottest college kids will be tanned and toned and ready to party, and you will, at some point, probably find yourself in the middle of a Girls Gone Wild taping.

Downside: Being in Mexico, there is always a chance that you’ll be caught in the middle of a drug lord shoot out or corrupt police abduction.

2) Cozumel, Mexico

If you’re looking for a more relaxed, less hardcore Spring Break, Cozumel is a great alternative to its raunchier Mexican counterparts. With gorgeous Caribbean beaches and great snorkeling sites, Cozumel is likely to make you consider never going home again.

Downside: You want a “less hardcore”  Spring Break? Jeez. Bo-ring.

3) The Bahamas

Probably the most beautiful place on our list, it has been scientifically proven that you can not be unhappy while vacationing in The Bahamas (don’t quote me on that). Awesome nightlife, enough casinos to bankrupt you, and pristine beaches on which to sleep off your hangover? What more could you ask for?

Downside: It’s a third world country.

4) Ft. Lauderdale

The OG of Spring Break destinations, Ft. Lauderdale started the tradition of Spring Break being notorious for “binge drinking, recreational drug use, and casual sex.” So if you want to be a part of party history, hop a flight to Florida and get the party started.

Downside: Ft. Lauderdale suuuuuucks.

5) Lake Havasu, AZ

I know what you’re thinking. Why would I want to spend Spring Break in Arizona?! I’ll tell you why. Lake Havasu. Boats. Half naked women. Beer. What else could you possibly want for your Spring Break?

Downside: Don’t get too drunk or you’ll either get arrested by the “Party Police” or fall off a boat and get ripped to shreds by your boat’s propeller.

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Gentlemen, did your lady force you to take her out for a lavish dinner on Valentine’s Day? Did she demand roses, chocolates, and wine, followed by hours and hours of “making love”? If this is the case, you should be thanking me right now, because I have recently discovered that this Sunday, March 14, is Steak and a BJ Day.

Can it be? you ask? Do I really get retribution for the hellacious experience that has been February 14th for my entire life? you ask?

The answer is yes, and I provide you this page from DateDaily to print and display as proof when your lady-friend unavoidably says, “THAT DOESN’T EXIST.”

Put on a nice shirt and scrub your junk, boys, because this day comes around only once a year.

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Was I think only person in the world unaware of the term “GGG”? It’s a term coined by Dan Savage, gay author and sex advice columnist for The Stranger (awesome magazine name). A little more research, though,  shows that the GGG works for both gay and straight couples. It stands for Good, Giving, Game, or Good in bed, Giving equal time and pleasure, and Game for anything (within reason. Safe words, people, safe words!).

It seems to me that the GGG scale, or how closely your partner abides by these standards, should be the ultimate demonstration of your sexual prowess. Keep that alliterative phrase in your mind the next time you wrangle up some booty!

Julie Spira is a online dater who, in 15 years, has been on 250 dates, had 4 marriage proposals, and one divorce. This apparently has trained her to be the expert on online dating, so she wrote a book, ” The Perils of Cyber-Dating.”

In this clip from KTLA news where she discusses the various types of online dating, OBC gets a quick, but awesome shout out. OBC is joining the big leagues, boys! Watch out!

Blah blah blah fashion couture classy elegant whatever whatever whatever.

Here are BCU’s top picks for Academy Award hotness.

1. Rachel McAdams

Steering away from the drab single toned dresses that most stars rock on the red carpet, Rachel McAdams went with “muted tones” and “flowing panels of organza and mousseline,” which I think is French for “I’d totally hit that.”

2. Sandra Bullock

The best actress winner looked bangin’ at age 45 in this body hugging lace and metallic… um… dress thing. Although I don’t know how I feel about that hooker-colored lipstick she’s got on,  considering she won an Oscar, I imagine she couldn’t care less what I think.

3. Cameron Diaz

I’ve had a major girl crush on Miss Diaz since her There’s Something About Mary. But here, in this super sexy dress and side swept hair that’s not full of, well, bodily fluids, she could be hotter than ever.

3. Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz could win our award for “Most Times Featured on a BCU Hotties List,” but you wouldn’t know it based on the trash-talking that went on about this dress. Crap like, “the dress wore her,” and other stupid lines that could only be said by jealous, unattractive TV hosts.

5. Anna Kendrick

A newcomer to the BCU top hotties awards, Anna Kendrick looked like a Greek goddess in this sheer pink dress. The Up in the Air star got slammed for those chunky heels, but what-ev-er, because the only complaint we have is that the slit in her dress should go way higher.

There is nothing funny about divorce. It is sad, life-altering, expensive, depressing, awful awful awful. Divorce is one of the main reasons the BCU team isn’t into marriage! As the adage goes, “50% of marriages end in divorce, the other half end in death.”

However, this guy’s letter to his wife (or soon to be ex-wife) is pretty freakin’ hilarious. Shocking and pretty NSFW, yes, but also awesome. This guy is my hero.

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Oh look, another study created primarily to let sex-deprived scientists check out hot chicks!

A University of Queensland Australia research group performed some studies on a group of male skateboarders. They were asked to perform tricks while in front of their male peers, and then a group of beautiful women. Surprise, surprise, the guys took way more risks when the ladies were in the audience.

Psychologist Bill von Hippel claims there is an evolutionary reason for this: for all existence, men have competed against each other physically for access to fertile women, he says, and “the winners of those competitions are the ones who pass on their genes to future generations.”

I’m gonna go ahead and take a stab in the dark and say the main conclusion of this study is in fact, male skateboarders are horny little street rats.

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Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn’t mean you can’t find an awesome chick ready to make out with you in a cab somewhere. Women usually have a weird taste for a type of guy that perhaps other women would be repulsed by. The staff at Lemondrop recently listed some of their readers’ submissions. Let me give you the run down.

1. The super-geek

So, along with knowing your way around a lady’s body, you can also take apart and fix my hard drive? Swoon. I could care less if your social skills are pathetic at best, we can cuddle and read Engadget all night and I’ll clean your glasses when they get foggy.

2. The sweaty Euro dude

So, somehow you manage to take a shower and still smell like you sleep under a dumpster? And you’ve got some teeth issues that haven’t been seen since the Mesozoic era? That’s cool with me, just talk to me with that accent and don’t breathe on me, we’ll be just fine.

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3. The scrawny Spanish hipster

Translation:  Gael Garcia Bernal.

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4. The chubby bearded dude

We all know I have a disturbing (but adorable) obsession with Zach Galiafinakis. However, I’m not sure about most other men in this category. The chance of finding food particles or dirt or small animals in that beard is just too high for me to be into it. Usually.

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5. Meat-heads

If you spend more time getting ready for a night out than I do, that’s a dealbreaker. And while I’m no Snooki, most of us ladies wouldn’t be opposed to a one-nighter with a guy who looks like he might be dabbling in NO2 supplements or their more illegal cousin, Steroids. Like I said, just for one night cause I wouldn’t want to clean the spray tan off my nice sheets, but it still sounds fun, especially if they’ve got a little rage issue. Just kidding. I’m not into that. I swear.

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There is something about Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao that makes my heart just swell. It could be his tiny, hamster-like face, or his lightening fast punches, or the fact that he starred in a superhero movie called Wapakman along side a woman name Keanna Reeves. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE?

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Either way, I just found a new reason to love Manny Pacquiao, and that is his delectable singing voice, exemplified in this clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show. Don’t you just want to wrap him like lumpia and eat him up?!!!