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It’s the news headline everyone’s been waiting for… John Edwards, two time failed presidential nominee, has a sex tape. Edwards’ mistress is suing his former aide for the return of videos and photographs which depict “matters of a private and personal nature.” Which in lawyer-speak probably means dirty, raunchy sex. This comes on the heels of his admittance that he fathered a child with his mistress, which in lawyer-speak means he has officially ruined his political career.

His aide claims to have “feared for his life,” once Edwards found out that he had the tape and had been offered a “gigantic sum of money to sell it,” saying he slept with his whole family as well as a gun in his bed.  We’ve said it once and we’ll say it again, why do high-profile people make sex tapes? Isn’t it obvious at this point that they will get out to the public? At least save it on a flash drive and lock it in a safe, silly!

More news on the scandal @ ABCnews

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Despite rumors that she and 300 star Gerard Butler are dating, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston has no plans to settle down in the near future. She has shared some of the details of the renovation of her home in Beverly Hills, from replacing the men’s side of her bathroom with a spa-bath and soaking tub, to purchasing a 24-seat dining table for entertaining friends. She added a 1960s Sauter piano and a large Chinese gong for summoning guests for dinner. She described the house in an interview as like “a big hug.”

We appreciate Miss Aniston’s sweet intentions with her guy-free home, but if we at BCU we’re gearing up our digs for the single life, we’d probably install a fully-stocked bar, stripper pole, and a 24 person jacuzzi instead of that gong… Just sayin’…

Check out the full story @ CNN

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If you saw porn stars Julie Meadows and Nicki Hunter sharing a mic on stage at a dive bar, harmonizing to “Love Thing”, you might think it was a set up for a particularly raunchy video. The truth is, you just have a dirty mind.

It’s actually just another Tuesday night at Sardo’s Grill and Lounge. Located in Burbank, California, the friendly little dive even hosts “Family Karaoke” for parents and their kids.

On Tuesdays, however, this is the place to be if you want to break into the porn industry. Directors, publicists, and actors are all on hand with business cards. It’s enough to shoot any potential nude star to fame.

It’s reported that Nicki Hunter, star of over 500 X-rated films, has a suprisingly great voice. When asked about it, she said,

“I actually did do some recordings when I was younger but everyone told me in music you’ve got to be willing to starve for your art. So I said, ‘No, I’ll go into porn instead and make some money.’”

Spoken like a true porn star.

Full story @ Cleveland.com

Oh look, yet another reason to avoid marriage. Amidst one of the most publicized stories of athlete infidelity, reports are arising that Tiger Woods is going to pay his wife to remain in the marriage, and we’re not talking pocket change…

At $5 million for the first year and up to $80 million if she sticks around for 7 years, Tiger will be handing over a hefty sum just to ensure he doesn’t have to get a divorce.

Paying a lady to stay with you, upping the price the longer she stays? This sounds less like marriage and more like… well, something else.

Full Story @ The Globe

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It all started with a minor car accident. As you may have already heard, Tiger Woods, the highest paid athlete in America, crashed his Cadillac Escalade into a fire hydrant. However, that was just the start of his problems.

Over the last few days, tabloids from around the world reported that Woods had been having affairs with 3 different women from Las Vegas to LA, unbeknownst to his wife of 5 years. Despite his’ publicist’s best attempts to keep the story under wraps, it gets worse. Each of these alleged mistresses brought their voicemails and text messages from the golf pro to the press, some of which were overtly sexual or extremely nervous.

One of the most talented and celebrated athletes of our time is being dragged through the mud as nothing more than a cheater and it’s painful to watch. I’m not saying I know who is to blame in this situation but, it is true that marriage is the leading cause of infidelity and ultimately, divorce.

The bad press from all this could potentially lead to Woods being dropped by his huge sponsors and, not to mention, an expensive alimony payment if the couple do get divorced. What can I tell you, Tiger? Never promise marriage just to get a date.

Students at UCLA went postal after it was announced that College fees would be increased by a whopping 32%. According to USnews.com, angry students completely occupied a campus building on protest. 14 students have reportedly been arrested while reports of students being tazered by riot police have been pouring in. The financial troubles of the Golden State have been widely publicized and these may not be the last of tuition hikes that we will see on college campuses all over California.

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More proof that BCU has always been ahead of the curve. We announced the overweight was the new blonde and were the first to bring you the horribly photoshopped Ralph Lauren ad. Now, we’ve got even more good news for women, the majority of which don’t fit size 0 jeans.

According to the BBC, a study done by St Andrews University revealed that male students found women who were of an average weight and build to be the most attractive. Men were more attracted to women that appeared healthy as opposed to overly thin or skinny women. This debunks the long propagated myth that women had to be underweight to be sexy. In fact, when commenting on whether a woman was attractive or not, men are prone to comment on whether or not the woman appeared in good health.

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Rapper Lil’ Wayne pleaded guilty this past Thursday to a felony attempted possession of an illegal weapon charge. According to MTV.com, the Grammy Award winner will serve up to 12 months in prison due to New York’s strict gun laws.

However, this number is drastically reduced compared New York’s mandatory 3 year sentence for felony possession. This is due to the fact that Lil’ Wayne was not in direct possession of the weapon at the time of the arrest. Lil’ Wayne’s lawyer commended Lil’ Wayne for taking responsibility for the weapon even though it wasn’t his.

One of the most prolific artists of this generation, Lil’ Wayne is often referred to as “The Greatest Rapper Alive.” Maybe, the 10 months he is expected to serve in prison will give him a nice little vacation.

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A couple in Southern Carolina inadvertently killed dozens of government protected sea turtle hatchlings during a marriage proposal gone terribly wrong.

According to The Sun News, the future groom placed 150 bags filled with candles on the beach and forgot about them after proposing. After hatching, the poor baby turtles couldn’t find their way onto the shore. Many of them died after circling the bags of light for hours or were eaten by other wildlife.

That cannot be a good omen for the marriage.

It seems that many of the girls that I’ve encountered in the past have told me the same thing; “I’m usually not like this, but…” Now, I’d like to believe that I’ve got some hypnotic power that makes girls drop their drawers but unfortunately I don’t. If I did, I wouldn’t have a profile on OBC. I could just go to the store and find a cute girl and start hittin’ it right there in the aisle. J/K.

But seriously, what I want to know is, why do you girls need to make an excuse if you want some? If you’re attracted to a guy or maybe you’re just really horny at the moment; why can’t you just be straight forward and say, “I need some action right now mothaf_cka!” LOL. Well, maybe not like that. But at least don’t feed him some tired line about how innocent you usually are. Because seriously, when I hear that–it makes me think, “I wonder how many guys she’s told that to.”

So guys, if you hear that line all the time, let me know what you think about it. And girls, if you or your friends are guilty of this, let me know your reasons.

-JB

me sporting the OBC gear