Author: BCU

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Keeping up with BCU’s reputation for investigative journalism of the highest caliber, it has been brought to our attention that some online companies have been utilizing some less than honest business practices. Techcrunch.com recently released a list of companies that have been found to use post transaction marketing schemes to scam customers. We were shocked to find eHarmony on that list.

What is post transaction marketing? Essentially, it’s when a company pretends to offer a cash back offer after a purchase has been made. Without reading the fine print, a customer may sign up for what they believe is cash back on their purchase but, in reality they’ve signed up for an often useless service that bills them monthly. Many times, the customer won’t realize it until they’ve already been billed for a few months.

So what’s the moral of the story? Always read the fine print to protect yourself from online scams.

Author: BCU

Students at UCLA went postal after it was announced that College fees would be increased by a whopping 32%. According to USnews.com, angry students completely occupied a campus building on protest. 14 students have reportedly been arrested while reports of students being tazered by riot police have been pouring in. The financial troubles of the Golden State have been widely publicized and these may not be the last of tuition hikes that we will see on college campuses all over California.

Author: JB

Here at OBC, we love cougars. So, of course we were excited when we heard about a Carnival cruise ship full of hot, single cougars. In case you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know what a cougar is, let the professor lay down some knowledge for you.

Cou-gar [koo-ger]
–noun, plural -gars, (especially collectively) -gar.
an attractive, older woman with a penchant for dating younger men.

image via flickr: Times News Network

image via flickr: Times News Network

According to NBC San Diego, the 3-day cruise departs from San Diego on Dec. 4. You can be sure that we’ll be updating with more details regarding this “Cougar Cruise.”

Stay tuned!

Author: JB

Last week, I received this question from an OBC damsel in distress:

Dear Professor,

I met a studly guy here on OBC, but sadly, he is going away to Iraq next month. Do you have any tips to make this long distance booty call work?

- anonymous

Dear long distance BootyCall,

We all know that long distance relationships, whether they are between friends, lovers, or bootycallers, can be difficult to manage, but don’t trip! With OBC you can always keep things sexy, despite the distance. Be sure to support him by sending not only bootycall messages, but mix it up with some pictures as well. Soldiers appreciate having images, memories, they can fall back to during tough times. Plus, despite the distance, you’ll keep that booty attraction on slow burn, so when he gets back, you can turn up the heat and get that sizzle goin.

– The Professor –

Author: JB

One of the things I do at OBC is oversee our support department. I’ve noticed that a lot of the questions that our members ask are questions that have actually been answered in our Help section. This led me to believe that we needed to overhaul this part of the site–so that’s exactly what we’ve done.

Please take a look at the Help section whenever you’re confused or have a question about anything here on the site. The Help link is located near the top of the page on the right hand side. And of course, if you don’t find your answer there, you can always send us a support request. Check it out and let us know what you think.

-JB

Author: JB

It seems that many of the girls that I’ve encountered in the past have told me the same thing; “I’m usually not like this, but…” Now, I’d like to believe that I’ve got some hypnotic power that makes girls drop their drawers but unfortunately I don’t. If I did, I wouldn’t have a profile on OBC. I could just go to the store and find a cute girl and start hittin’ it right there in the aisle. J/K.

But seriously, what I want to know is, why do you girls need to make an excuse if you want some? If you’re attracted to a guy or maybe you’re just really horny at the moment; why can’t you just be straight forward and say, “I need some action right now mothaf_cka!” LOL. Well, maybe not like that. But at least don’t feed him some tired line about how innocent you usually are. Because seriously, when I hear that–it makes me think, “I wonder how many guys she’s told that to.”

So guys, if you hear that line all the time, let me know what you think about it. And girls, if you or your friends are guilty of this, let me know your reasons.

-JB

JB - OBC's VP of Operations AKA 'The Muscle'

me sporting the OBC gear

Categories: JB "The Professor"
Author: JB

– This is from JB’s blog on OBC, transferred over for your pleasure –

(February 2007)  Just got back from Super Bowl weekend in Miami and I probably won’t recover for a few weeks. I’ll keep this one short and let the pics do the talking. What I will tell you is that we partied like it was 1999! From eating at the best spots and shutting down the malls to VIP parties with lots of bootyful people; the OBC crew did it real big in MIA. Take a look.

JB