As a professor, I understand that college is hard. That’s why I’m always willing to give my students some one-on-one attention.

It’s good to take advantage of every extra credit opportunity, but this person fails gloriously at trying to charm their way into a passing grade.

image via Collegehumor.com

- JB
aka The Professor

Last week, I received this question from an OBC damsel in distress:

Dear Professor,

I met a studly guy here on OBC, but sadly, he is going away to Iraq next month. Do you have any tips to make this long distance booty call work?

- anonymous

Dear long distance BootyCall,

We all know that long distance relationships, whether they are between friends, lovers, or bootycallers, can be difficult to manage, but don’t trip! With OBC you can always keep things sexy, despite the distance. Be sure to support him by sending not only bootycall messages, but mix it up with some pictures as well. Soldiers appreciate having images, memories, they can fall back to during tough times. Plus, despite the distance, you’ll keep that booty attraction on slow burn, so when he gets back, you can turn up the heat and get that sizzle goin.

– The Professor –

One of the things I do at OBC is oversee our support department. I’ve noticed that a lot of the questions that our members ask are questions that have actually been answered in our Help section. This led me to believe that we needed to overhaul this part of the site–so that’s exactly what we’ve done.

Please take a look at the Help section whenever you’re confused or have a question about anything here on the site. The Help link is located near the top of the page on the right hand side. And of course, if you don’t find your answer there, you can always send us a support request. Check it out and let us know what you think.

-JB