At BCU we are dedicated followers of the psuedo-news site, The Onion. Similarly, we’re getting awful tired of all these “Shot at Love” “Tough Love” “Tool Academy” shows that glorify (and sometimes skyrocket to fame) women with no discernible talent other than chugging peach schnapps. Therefore, we love this clip, and so should you.

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Julie Spira is a online dater who, in 15 years, has been on 250 dates, had 4 marriage proposals, and one divorce. This apparently has trained her to be the expert on online dating, so she wrote a book, ” The Perils of Cyber-Dating.”

In this clip from KTLA news where she discusses the various types of online dating, OBC gets a quick, but awesome shout out. OBC is joining the big leagues, boys! Watch out!

There is something about Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao that makes my heart just swell. It could be his tiny, hamster-like face, or his lightening fast punches, or the fact that he starred in a superhero movie called Wapakman along side a woman name Keanna Reeves. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE?

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Either way, I just found a new reason to love Manny Pacquiao, and that is his delectable singing voice, exemplified in this clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show. Don’t you just want to wrap him like lumpia and eat him up?!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Alright guys, I know that I might have a teeny weeny itty bitty crush on Zach Galiafinakis that might be borderline stalker status, but I can not be the only one in the world who is out-of-this-world excited to see him host SNL this weekend. Especially since the last few guest stars have been about as funny as a malaria outbreak.

You would only expect an MMA champ like Chuck Liddell to spend a huge chunk of his day working out, and probably the rest of it having crazy, ‘roided out sex with his girlfriend. What I wouldn’t have guessed is that he does a creepy combined version of it in his home gym.

That’s right, he and his girlfriend (nude workout video pioneer Heidi Northcott) workout in their home gym NAKED. So, pros:  you get to admire their super toned bodies, and cons: you have to wonder how many bacteria are festering on the seat of that machine. Eesh.

Ah yes, the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes party. It was less than a month ago but it feels like it’s been ages!

Tre Mannings, our MDS contestant, was flown out from his home in Pennsylvania, put up in a stellar hotel, and then treated to a night on the town, OBC style!

The night ended with a party at San Diego’s Stingaree club, hosted by Playmates Sara Underwood and Bridget Marquardt, and his chance to win a million bucks, all in celebration OnlineBootyCall hitting the 4 million member mark!

We could regale you with stories about the celebs, sexy women, and premium liquors that flowed from our bottle service tables that night if our memories weren’t all so foggy, so instead, we’ll let this video do the talking!

While at the offices of BCU we aren’t avid Miller Lite drinkers, we have to give them props for this ad, parodying the well-known Match.com ads which show “spontaneous” and “unscripted” interviews with “real couples” that met on the site and are now on their way to “perfect, happy, in-love” matrimony.

And while it’s a hilarious ad, and we giggle at the thought of someone actually enjoying Miller Lite that much, it seems to unintentionally say what we’ve been saying for years- silly sites that claim peoples’ main goal in life should be to settle down with “The One” ignore the ever-expanding niche of singles who understand marriage isn’t the only option! Alright, fine, the ad isn’t saying exactly that, but it sure does make you think! Thanks you Miller Lite! Not for your cringe-inducing lager, but for an ad that proves people can be stay single and still be happy, as long as they’ve  got their favorite beer!

Add this to your list of reasons to never get married- This poor sap planned out an elaborate wedding proposal in front of 18,000 people at a Rangers game this Valentine’s Day, only to get rejected on the JumboTron by his soon-to-be-ex. And just to add salt to the wound, the announcers took the time to interject with a play-by-play of his failure for a couple minutes after. Bad idea, dude.

Trying to get that special someone off your back about Valentine’s Day already, so you can send an OBC booty-call card to a special someone else? Don’t worry, we got your back. Send this hilarious Valentine’s Day video from Funny Or Die to them, and they’ll probably never want to go on a date with you again.

This video is probably the most hilarious thing that will happen to the Super Bowl this year, unless by some miracle Drew Brees and Peyton Manning bust out a choreographed rendition of Pants on the Ground in the middle of the Sun Life Stadium. Enjoy.